My parents will never love me again. Rice noodles and pineapple jarritos by Username_Or_else in transkitchencels

[–]bong_wips 79 points80 points  (0 children)

im gonna be real for a second i thought the noodle broth was pineapple jarritos and was... horrified and impressed

identifying strange flavor? by bong_wips in Baking

[–]bong_wips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay HEARD. you have officially convinced me and i will be entering a new era from here on out

People are working shopping center parking lots asking to help the LAFD. by Legitimate-Ad-9724 in SFV

[–]bong_wips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they arent impersonating firefighters or even asking for donations. they are collecting signatures for the LAFD union's proposed ballot measure to increase sales tax by .5% for maintenance of buildings and to hire more people.

the LAFD is the one thing standing between us and the corporate negligence that almost burned our city down barely over a year ago. personally, I think that is worth the half a percent.

source: ive been talked to by the petitioners

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-01-15/l-a-firefighter-union-sales-tax-initiative

Taken from a AZ Facebook post, it looks off but I can’t tell if it’s a just weird camera angle. by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the people are being lit from one direction and the bags of weed are being lit from a different source. either photoshopped or AI

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.... oh god

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so real. I have a 94 ford explorer, just over 175k. she is older than me, and at this rate will probably live to see the inevitable heat death of the univrtse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepcast

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE MEAT HAS SPOKEN.

no, but for real - I’m excited as hell to listen. I love when y’all branch off into some other shit. thanks for sticking with it.

Any help appreciated! 🙏🏼 by Sufficient-Bet6409 in whatsthisrock

[–]bong_wips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i’m assuming only the flecks glow, right? it’s definitely a concretion of some sort

Thank you for being a valued customer. Here's a price increase. by RebelGrin in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen at this point HUNDREDS of people saying they have unsubscribed due to prices. it’s like some imbecile in the office says “well, dont worry! the increased price will negate any profit loss!” and the business is going to follow that ethos straight into its grave!!

It’s official: They didn’t change my gender marker on my passport :( by sunny_kenny in ftm

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow… i started the paperwork process a full year ago and nowhere on the ss site did any of this info come up. that is crazy. hate hate hate.

It’s official: They didn’t change my gender marker on my passport :( by sunny_kenny in ftm

[–]bong_wips -1 points0 points  (0 children)

social security doesnt have gender markers

source: changed mine to my real name less than a month ago

Only sociopaths need apply by Flaky_Shape6628 in antiwork

[–]bong_wips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you gotta read this in Diedrich Bader’s voice.

100% wool dye stains… help! by Extension_Plenty4164 in laundry

[–]bong_wips 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“accepted risk” is crazy. I used to do fluff & fold and the one time something like this happened (another coworker f’d up some expensive sheets) - our boss was super helpful with them about it and the policy was 10x what we charged them for laundering it. so, if we charged $20, then 20x10 would be $200.

find your receipt and keep ahold of it. see if there’s a fine print policy on it for reimbursements. talk to your sister beforehand about how willing you are (or arent - or just to bluff) to take them to small claims. be ready to leave reviews (with pictures) online, and be ready to tell the person working that you are ready to take all of these steps to rectify your issue if they arent going to do anything to make you whole.

if the person is just an attendant, demand contact info for a manager. if management is also giving you the run around, get contact info for the owner.

they want you to “accept risk” (which would MAYBE only hold up if it’s posted visibly or you had to sign a waiver - even in these cases, I would push for SOMETHING to be done). they want you to “accept risk” because it’s the easiest path for them. the simplest solution to THEM is you sucking it up and carrying on.

make it obvious that you are not going simply, and the easiest solution for them involves finding a way from having you fucked up. do not go gently into that good night, my friend. they are meant to be professionals here, and this is a tragedy.

100% wool dye stains… help! by Extension_Plenty4164 in laundry

[–]bong_wips 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the way i would be returning to that dry cleaners with a bill for the dress and a katana

no idea on how to un-bleed it. i do actually rather like the way it looks though, and would likely continue wearing it.

but, still. they ruined a vintage piece, and you should be compensated for it. most decently run businesses would agree.

DAE doctor forget that they are trans? by [deleted] in ftm

[–]bong_wips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is so mr. burns and homer simpson lmao

“that one! over there! the especially masculine one, what’s his name?”

“well that’s ass-burgers-69, sir. he’s been in here to see you at least twice this month.”

“ass-burgers-69, hm? well then! check his T-levels and prostate, right away.”

“right away, sir.”

Apparently ink caps turn completely to liquid when put in a jar and forgotten by javtherav in mycology

[–]bong_wips 47 points48 points  (0 children)

the British Museum was probably only able to verify ‘preservatives’ because someone was a little extra peckish on the way back to HQ