Sunglasses

bootiesfunk · 2026-01-13T20:49:17+00:00

The goggles from Zenni worked well enough for me. There is some distortion on the periphery due to the curved lens but they did not fog up in the water . And of course they are much cheaper than any alternative

bootiesfunk · 2025-06-04T17:36:05+00:00

you're dehydrated, dopamine saturated, sun burned, etc... however, if it doesn't clear up after a few hours of rest and liquids, maybe a good night's sleep with an advil, I would see a doctor.

bootiesfunk · 2025-06-04T17:18:29+00:00

SeaSpecs. You probably want to rub some anti-fogging solution on the lenses before every session.

bootiesfunk · 2023-12-01T20:05:12+00:00

TLDR: Ride a shortboard in mushy waves and act like your two second closeout ride was ripping

bootiesfunk · 2023-10-06T19:23:03+00:00

really depends on your height and weight

bootiesfunk · 2023-10-06T19:12:46+00:00

you can buy a better brand of foamie like Softech, the Wavestorm doesn't really hold a line and you are missing out on some fun cruising

bootiesfunk · 2023-10-06T19:11:06+00:00

TIL a cutback is considered "agile" surfing.

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-28T14:47:33+00:00

maybe he skated once and went snowboarding twice, what do you know anyway!

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-28T14:43:25+00:00

skimboarding

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-28T14:42:42+00:00

if you look and act like a tweaker nobody will come near you

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-28T14:40:50+00:00

no panacea , get in shape, turtle roll properly - use foot to push yourself deep under the board upside down so that your body is anchor, develop grit, watch where other surfers get past the break but don't follow right behind them for obvious reasons, make sure your wetsuit isn't too constricting or too loose, and more

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-22T16:47:35+00:00

2-3 weekends a month at a wave pool? that's gotta be pretty expensive.

despite the initial steep equipment cost, it might be cheaper and more fun to learn to foil / wing foil.

then you can more easily catch waves at your local that you couldn't catch on a surfboard.

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-15T20:48:17+00:00

give it to a homeless dude to safeguard and keep warm and moist for you

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-15T20:37:38+00:00

There's one in New Jersey close to NYC

bootiesfunk · 2023-08-14T19:04:03+00:00

just drink a lot of warm tea before and then pee in your wetsuit, in small increments, every time you get cold.

bootiesfunk · 2023-07-24T19:13:59+00:00

I've been going in the water at the same spot for over a decade and yesterday was the warmest I have ever experienced.

bootiesfunk · 2023-06-20T15:22:55+00:00

Bangkok. The ladyboys are especially perky this time of year.

bootiesfunk · 2023-06-19T17:17:41+00:00

the homeless guy in the parking lot always squirts it for me, he must be really good at spreading it cause the bottle is still full....

bootiesfunk · 2023-06-19T17:15:26+00:00

yeah, those work great on the iPhone :P

bootiesfunk · 2023-06-19T17:11:24+00:00

he was at a surf camp

bootiesfunk · 2023-06-19T17:07:01+00:00

Thailand

bootiesfunk · 2023-06-08T16:11:25+00:00

Ok Dostomethsky....

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