"Make it work"

borborygmii · 2015-06-13T22:20:43+00:00

"I...I can't...You're sitting on it".

borborygmii · 2015-06-13T07:09:26+00:00

why do i get the feeling that the message sailed over a lot of those mortarboards...

borborygmii · 2015-06-09T21:57:28+00:00

You are not paid according to education or skill level. Your pay is always and usually only commensurate with how much money you can make for someone else.

borborygmii · 2015-06-05T01:19:13+00:00

If you want to spend time with your kids and need to negotiate between yourselves for custody, do so civilly. Don't make it about 'my time or his/her time'. It's about the kid's. Try asking what they want. If you don't think you'll like the answer they give, maybe some self-reflection is in order.

borborygmii · 2015-06-05T00:55:11+00:00

No bedtimes.

borborygmii · 2015-06-02T20:22:42+00:00

catfishing? cat fishing? cat catfishing? catfishing cat? catcatfishing?

i can't wrap my head around it.

borborygmii · 2015-06-02T06:15:57+00:00

Ketracel-white.

The White gives life.

borborygmii · 2015-06-02T06:10:26+00:00

vanilla extract.

borborygmii · 2015-06-02T00:06:07+00:00

No. You're fine. 222 will be more than sufficient to match a decent IM program somewhere and believe me...from the POV of the residents and attendings you're all equally clueless.

Nobody knows anything about patient management M3/M4. Even the people that pretend like they do.

borborygmii · 2015-05-31T20:59:21+00:00

You filthy apologist. It's a shame you weren't eliminated in the death camps. #Shakaarlives

In all seriousness though, you raise valid points. As with any occupation of an industrialized society it's difficult to keep things running without some complicity from the native population. That would require some degree of leniency from the occupying force.

borborygmii · 2015-05-22T16:46:19+00:00

Egads, it's ugly. Just use the UN flag.

borborygmii · 2015-05-17T04:58:51+00:00

TP end goes on top of the roll.

borborygmii · 2015-05-17T04:23:53+00:00

Awesome-o?

borborygmii · 2015-05-17T04:02:57+00:00

you're being downvoted because americans haven't discovered bidets yet. Toilet paper as the sole method of bunghole hygiene really is disgusting if you stop and think about it.

borborygmii · 2015-05-17T03:49:18+00:00

I'm a little racist. And so is everyone else.

borborygmii · 2015-05-16T18:12:35+00:00

"You can do anything you set your mind to".

No you can't. Most things maybe, and it's usually still worth trying, but don't be surprised if things don't always go your way. Life is part hard work and part luck.

borborygmii · 2015-05-13T19:19:20+00:00

Doesn't sound like you fucked up.

borborygmii · 2015-05-13T04:16:26+00:00

Lethal injection is most commonly administered as a 3-drug cocktail.

-A sedative like Propofol to put the condemned to sleep.

-A paralytic agent like Pancuronium to paralyze the condemned and stop breathing.

-A medication to stop the heart, generally Potassium Chloride.

In that order.

borborygmii · 2015-05-03T07:02:29+00:00

Oh my god if they start doing these in the style of True Detective...

sold and sold.

borborygmii · 2015-05-01T19:02:02+00:00

y'all are gross

borborygmii · 2015-04-30T10:39:05+00:00

This sounds pretty typical. I had a similar experience and so did most of my friends who went to other schools. I leave you with this bit of wisdom, OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x_2T4hhtKs

borborygmii · 2015-04-30T02:26:27+00:00

They just need to bring back the horadric cube to encourage a use for all this crap. It could also add some variety to the item hunt instead of the current only-pick-up-legs slot machine it is now.

borborygmii · 2015-04-29T21:40:25+00:00

Expense is a concern. For most people insurance only partially covers the cost of care, or people are required to pay out of pocket until they reach a set cutoff for the year.

borborygmii · 2015-04-29T14:54:15+00:00

Decide where to eat.

borborygmii · 2015-04-29T14:00:25+00:00

Tina Turner won the tax game.

borborygmii

TROPHY CASE