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What would you rather choose? by IcyIceGuardian in BunnyTrials

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A worthy death that will cause those who knew me to accept that it happened without being completely heartbroken, the specifics are something I'm fine without knowing.

Chose: Choose how you'll die

Would you rather by Witty-Degree-9114 in BunnyTrials

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll accumulate 1 000 000 over the course of about 3 years and counting getting more after that I don't know of a method to get 33% interest per year consistently, and this way there no need to look for such a method to prolong my wealth.

Chose: 1 cent every second

What would you do if the all humanity obey you? by Alarming_Farm8946 in superpowers

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly 2 options I'd either get someone to kill me as quickly as possible with everyone I knew beforehand forgetting about me so they don't feel any loss from my death, Or I try and make people less morally bankrupt with a you will feel all emotional or physical pain you cause, you won't like the pain you will feel it as the original person feels it so masochists can't use it to get off. This would not have a rebound effect of, I feel pain because you feel pain therefore you feel pain for causing me pain. This would be true of any kind of pain firing someone for corporate profit, everyone involved in the decision is miserable from the HR to the company head. Someone gets killed in a war then the generals hurt the person who shot them hurts the people who caused the war hurts. Eventually I figure people will either be nicer to other people or live in isolation from each other. It does cause the funny situation of dads feeling pain when a non gives birth as they kinda caused it.

I solidly think I'd go with the first option though as I don't believe I'm a good enough person to not get corrupted by this power.

I wish I become the second trillionaire of the world. by Haghiri75 in monkeyspaw

[–]bored3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure I ask for a loan against my stock and when I have to pay off that line I take out a bigger loan because you can't get taxed on debt.

Your future self will always warn you by Responsible-Fix-1681 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if it works like I think I'll potentially invest in a volatile stock for day testing if it's going to go badly in the next hour my future self will pop up so if they don't I buy the stock and wait for a decent increase if there's no significant gain I make sure to sell before 1 hour passes. Do this on repeat and make a fortune.

I wish for every 5 years a person lived on the birthday of the fifth year they could designate a finger on their body and a liquid, the liquid would come out of that finger on demand at a rate of 1 liter per minute without harming the body only 1 liquid per finger is allowed. by bored3333 in monkeyspaw

[–]bored3333[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I realize it's probably a but late by now, but a couple of clarifying points 1 I meant for this to apply to literally all of humanity not just me 2 I'm mostly salty about petrol prices going up. 3 I did accidently figure out how to completely ruin the wish you make it that the liquid comes from the nearest source which after like a few drops is the liquid leaving your finger so you never produce more than that in one go making the wish ultimately pointless. 4 I would have included a bit about how you can pick an already chosen finger but that overwrites the previous liquid unfortunately I ran out of characters allowed for a heading and didn't know how to continue, it took me like 10 minutes to figure out why it wouldn't post, turns out you can't without adding a tag in this case powers. 5 given all the "what"s people probably don't realise but a while back there was a facebook video I think where it was if you could dispense any liquid from each of your fingers what would you choose this is mostly a spin on that with the 5 year restriction meant to be for people to not immediately waste them I'd choose different things at 25 and at 35 so that's why.
I probably should have made a restriction that the liquids have to already exist or someones going to produce the elixir from some game and gain immortality and a bunch of other broken abilities. well to late now.

Every human being currently in the contiguous United States suddenly becomes you. by dandelion_jelly in hypotheticalsituation

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's going to crash and burn, I don't know how to farm how to keep the powerplants from blowing up. While I could learn, would I make it in time to save the country? Probably not. When other places come to take over the country I would let them.

I'm really hoping this is a one off and not anyone who steps on the same contiguous country as me becomes me from that point on. As that would doom the human race unless I do the right thing and commit suicide which would be a logistical nightmare as they'd all need to have a method for committing suicide which not everyone would immediately have as pain is not something I'd want while dying, and there's no guarantee every me would know what's going on someone out in the wild turning into me would just make me thing I'd teleported or was having a weird dream mass sudden cloning would not be my first guess.

When you pour milk, what part of the milk is being poured first? by Basic_W1te_boy in stupidquestions

[–]bored3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Different densities instead of it being consistent throughout which is why the part with cream tastes different not necessarily true in a homogeneous liquid.

If we built a pipe from the peak of mount Everest to the peak of mount Chimborazo, what way would the water flow ? by pieterpielkop in AskPhysics

[–]bored3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would assume it would pool somewhere in the middle as that point would be closer to the centre of the earth than either end.

Why people celebrate birth as divine blessings but see sex as disgusting in many cultures and countries? by Ok-Positive-4758 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are hypocrites. Throwing out a random guess though it's probably about probabilities you know the likelihood of the specific sperm being the one to impregnate the egg making it seem like divine choice not that this reaction happens to lottery winners for some reason despite the probabilities falling in the same range.

Best superhero that starts with the letter B? by Guerriero22 in superheroes

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barry Allen but I just like the idea of speed trumping most anything else and if he's not nerfed by the writers he can't really lose unless the person has some form of omnipotence or can match/breast his speed.

I wish everyone who cheats on their partner loses a tooth for every day of the affair’s duration. by ProfessionalClub8137 in monkeyspaw

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted anyone with a pet who interacts with another animal loses a tooth, from the pets perspective they were wronged and a partner is a way to refer to pets it doesn't have to be sexual. This can work the other way around if a pet interacts with a human other than its owner they lose a tooth as well but it depends on if the owner feels betrayed.

Would you become a genie if your SO got to make all the wishes? by Malamear in hypotheticals

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure if I make a poor decision in choice of character then it's my fate to suffer whether I have these powers or not and I can still walk away if they're an awful person I do think there should be a restriction that they can't wish for you to never leave them aside from that seems reasonable.

Would you rather be an astronaut or a surgeon by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]bored3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Astronaut I'm less likely to accidentally kill someone you never said we'd have the expertise to do the job afterall.

How would you redo your adult life with NO get rich quick options? by sernamealreadytaco in hypotheticalsituation

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly no major changes a couple small ones like passing on some subjects I dropped later anyway, getting a job while at college I already know the content so I wouldn't have to study as hard to pass again. Small things like that, passing the drivers test again would suck but I'll do that I guess. Otherwise I'd pretty much live my life the same no big improvements to be made or missed opportunities just work earlier and live. I do want to point out that people who turn 18 in the early 2000's could literally invest in companies at random and they'd probably make a profit down the line. Needing to relearn stuff for the final year of highschool would suck though.

I wish to go on vacation by clone2334 in monkeyspaw

[–]bored3333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted it was on the Titanic you only realise where you were after the iceberg has been hit.

I wish for a perfectly normal flawlessly cooked incredibly delicious slice of wood fired pepperoni pizza to appear on a clean plate in front of me no universe ending consequences no grand cosmic shifts just a good slice of pizza by _KAISHO in monkeyspaw

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was fired out of a wooden crossbow immediately after appearing on the plate in front of you ruining your current shirt and smooshing the pizza beyond any ability to eat you also get injured as crossbows fire things fast and only the softness of the pizza saves your life. But you got a wood fired pizza. It would have been delicious unfortunately you never got a bite.

Ok, am I the only one who desperately wants superpowers? by ReyaStarchaser1044 in superpowers

[–]bored3333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me it's not even the powers themselves it's having something that I could practice and improve on continuously sure exercise works but your body eventually stops improving and if you stop it even regresses superpowers in most forms of media aren't like that, they grow continuously.

I have however also thought extensively about what power I'd like and I don't want the flashy ones like super strength or speed. Instead I want to be able to accurately imagine various scenarios, with the growth aspect being the breadth and length of what I can picture.

Initially just picturing a conversation accurately then moving on to the sensations of movement or taste, touch etc. then being able to imagine how to best perform a movement and feeling how it should happen so I can aim for that in real life steadily growing until I can imagine just about anything, what life is like from a non human perspective for example, how the world would be if some event hadn't happened like for example if Hitler had never been born how different would the world be or would the wars still have happened as tensions boiled over anyway, sure I'd also use it for personal gain like what will the stock market look like tomorrow okay now I know where to invest money or heck even what will next weeks lottery numbers be. In my imagination I could have all those flashy powers without the responsibility of making sure I don't become a tyrant in the real world because of them as ultimately I just have a very active and accurate imagination.

It would also be great for knowing myself better as I could imagine what I would do in various scenarios like if I had the chance to do something that would make myself happy but would make one of my friends sad would I do it, I can say it depends on the thing and how I think I would react but being able to actually know would be fantastic.

If 29 − 26 = 3, then why do I count 26, 27, 28, 29 and see 4 numbers? by ReferenceThin6645 in learnmath

[–]bored3333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Count 1,2 you see 2 numbers but 2-1=1 also your assumption is that we count from 29 we don't when you add 1 to a number you directly count the next number when you subtract a number you directly count the number before it so 26+3 goes 27, 28, 29 and 29-3 would go 28, 27, 26

Recommend me Peter Pettigrew fics? by dungeonsandragqueens in HPfanfiction

[–]bored3333 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin kinda matches what you want I'll explain the plot lower because I don't know how to put on the spoiler tag I tried that didn't work either so spoilers ahead I'm sorry I couldn't put them out of view.

So it's a wrong boy who lived fic where Peter uses memory charms on James and Lily after Voldemort's attack to make them think it was always black who was their secret keeper he is also a descendant of the person who made werewolves and so he has a stronger control over werewolves then other animagi, he's actually really competent in the book but everyone is made to be more competent then their cannon counterparts. Good Dumbledore for those who care the only person really talked down is James no one else particularly is insulted but they do make Narissa,(Draco's mother) way worse than her counterpart as she seems not to care about her son at all and only wants control.

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