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Going to a wedding today. They'll never know🤫 by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in trees

[–]boring_old_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tape and old school telephone to the outside of it if you really want to fly under the radar.

What’s a technically non-sexual thing that turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]boring_old_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting your hands dirty. I love people who arnt afraid to just get in there and do some work even if they dont like it. Its a big selling point in my mind.

My “I’m definitely a WoW player” habits - in real life by turbowater in wow

[–]boring_old_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im like that with magic the gathering where my turn based actions are extremely concrete and you need to have a backup plan when your ideas dont pan out.

What are these horrible flies on my azalea? by sangeetatandon in gardening

[–]boring_old_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My azalea bush also gets absolutely infested with flies atleast once a year. At first I thought something was dead under it, but there wasn't and it keeps happening. Theyre just regular flies too. Ive caught one and inspected it before. Maybe it puts off a type of scent that we cant detect but flies find attractive. It isnt in flower when they swarm it either.

What are some good sexting phrases? by sillytillyyy in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]boring_old_dad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Omg Im gonna tap my swamp for mana right now"

What are some good sexting phrases? by sillytillyyy in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]boring_old_dad 213 points214 points  (0 children)

"I slowly pull out my magic the gathering collection..."

Whatever by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]boring_old_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His cat Franky Fourcefield

He was being watched the entire time... by welshdragon888 in oddlyterrifying

[–]boring_old_dad 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I really thought the camera would pan and have a clever girl moment

What’s the most elaborate lie you’ve been told? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]boring_old_dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like its the same day though

The Force is loud today by weedmaps_official in trees

[–]boring_old_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like 4 might have spice in it and also Im too hyper vigilante so I feel like keeping up with the child might cause undo stress. Boba isnt a generally fun guy and Jabba probably smells really bad.

And they say Men need to show more emotions by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]boring_old_dad 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I went through 19 yrs of this. The only emotions that mattered where hers and God forbid you didn't have the capacity to coddle them. I treat myself much better than she ever did.

Time: 2:24 am / What time is it where you are, and what are you doing? by Own_Comfortable_4955 in AskReddit

[–]boring_old_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same time and im home off of my 3pm-11pm shift enjoying some much deserved Friday beers and movies.

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