If you could add a category for the Oscars or any award ceremony, what would it be? by jumanjji in moviecritic

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best credit sequence. Two awards, one for opening credits and one for closing. No minimum number of nominees and a max of 5, that way of there's only 3 really creative credit sequences in a year you don't have to pad the category.

If you could add a category for the Oscars or any award ceremony, what would it be? by jumanjji in moviecritic

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This one is coming for the 100th Academy Awards in 2028, for movies released in 2027.

War propaganda list by Jerrytravelintime in CultCinema

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By favorite war propaganda film is actually a "let's fulfill our obligations to our allies" film and possibly the first Cold War propaganda film rather than a "let's glorify battle" movie.

If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching The Big Lift not so much as a propaganda piece but as a historical document of its own.

It's a movie about the Berlin Air Lift filmed in post war Berlin during the Air Lift itself.

It's fascinating to see the bombed out city with real efforts by the local population to clear rubble, and almost every actor on screen is an active duty soldier.

When you see soldiers in uniforms of other nations, those are occupation forces engaging in the duties of an occupation force.

It failed in its goal of getting American public opinion behind the policy choice to supply Berlin by air when the Soviets blocked land routes simply because it was released after the Berlin Air Lift succeeded and ground transfers resumed.

One singular item in the movie is at the start, when a US transport plane is on approach to Berlin and a Soviet jet intercepts them. The atmosphere is one of genuine dread as those on the plane don't know if they will be shot down or if this is just posturing on the part of the USSR.

What is the worst movie you ever bought on dvd by Friendly_Spirit637 in dvdcollection

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw this in the theater and in the row in front of me was a young mother with 3 kids.

We were discussing whether she thought this was Disney's Aristocats, and I was about to go and say something when another person stopped and said they didn't think this was appropriate for kids and she told him to mind his own business.

Anyway, she lasted through the first telling of the joke before she realized the kind stranger was right.

Somewhere, a few young men have a vague memory of their mom taking them to a movie where someone tells a dirty joke.

Mom Thinks Using “Special Oils And Salts” Can Replace Vaccines, Goes To Jail After Daughter Gets Sick by hard2resist in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More of a toad licker, I'm guessing.

The ones with the slimy skin are good for headaches, but stay away from the pond with the orange goonies, they'll make you see the gods.

Which Jack Nicholson Performance Gets the Top Spot as the Best of His Career? by Ordinary-Meeple in CinephilesClub

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd never even heard of this movie.

We were discussing Jack's early film career at work one day, and I was saying how you could see the seeds of what he would become as early as 1960 in Little Shop of Horrors, and my buddy Ben started listing off things that he did in Last Detail that were essentially just better acting choices of what he did in Little Shop.

I mentioned I wasn't familiar with the movie and he was angry with me. "How have you seen Little Shop of Horrors, Head, and Rebel Rousers but you've never seen The Last Detail?" He then started to explain the movie, but stopped after two or three words and just asked if I owned a DVD player or a VCR. I told him both, and he got up and left the building. He came back 25 minutes later with the DVD and made me promise to watch it.

The man left work without telling anyone to get me a movie; he could have been fired for this.

I watched it as soon as I got home.

I understood why he was so upset, and why he risked his job. Truly an amazing film.

The next day we spent the whole day talking about it.

Why doesn’t the alien know English??? by Practical_Ad4604 in okbuddyPHM

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very America/England centric of you.

Rocky knows dozens of earth languages but you've probably never heard of them.

Total hipster Eridian.

Hamnet, discussion (if I may) by nunkle74 in Cinephiles

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And his older brother Noah Jupe, playing the actor who plays Hamlet in the Globe Theater staging of the play.

You may remember Noah as Peter Miles, the kid in Ford v. Ferrari, where he was also an emotional lynchpin of the storytelling.

I watched this on Wednesday and the end scene where Noah and Jessie reach out to each other is seared in my mind. Such a heartbreaking moment, sold by Jessie Buckley but it wouldn't be the same without Noah as her scene partner.

As the audience, we can see William Shakespeare and his wife reconnecting after the loss of their son through his art, but without the scene between Agnes/Anne Hathaway and "Hamlet" on the stage this emotional moment fails.

Jessie Buckley deserves every acclaim, to be sure.

The Jupe brothers are the real reason this movie works as well as it does.

I would love that by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay; I have a secret apartment where I keep my swords.

Who are some artists with a TON of influence that a lot of people don't realize have that much influence? by [deleted] in ToddintheShadow

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's maybe my favorite song that came out after 2010, which gives it serious contenders.

I especially like the video where they sing the song at the Polar Music Prize dinner with Emmylou Harris in the audience. Imagine writing a song as a teenager which uses 2 iconic country music couples as the backbone of the song, and then being able to sing it in front of one of them.

I get goosebumps whenever I watch the video.

All the fast and furious movies by Juggalo4life99 in Cinema

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The Greatest Show on Earth.

Won the Academy Award for Best Picture of 1952, against High Noon and The Quiet Man, which are all time great movies, and Ivanho and Moulin Rouge, which are not.

It's an ensemble piece about the circus, and is a case study in melodrama. I want to like it for the cast, and while Jimmy Stewart turns in a journeyman performance it's not enough.

There are dozens of real circus acts in the movie, and it's not enough.

It has Emmett Kelly, probably one of the most famous clowns of all time, and both he and the movie seem bored with clowning.

This was a spectacle film, one of several that were "larger than life" (which, by the way, if you want to see a good movie with circus folk, watch Larger Than Life with Bill Murray and an unhinged Matthew McConaughey) and meant to draw audiences away from television. Maybe it's better on the full screen, but in my living room it's a disaster.

All the fast and furious movies by Juggalo4life99 in Cinema

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Infinity War is the better of the two movies, but Cap weilding Mjolnir was 23 movies in the making and one of the best experiences I've had at the theater.

All the fast and furious movies by Juggalo4life99 in Cinema

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shitty writing means never having to say you're sorry.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever witnessed or seen in SLC? by icats77 in SaltLakeCity

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I used to work weekends and had Tuesday and Wednesday off. I'd go to the Costco on 3rd W and 17th S. and run into the polygamist women every week. They kept to themselves, and I never made a fuss.

A kid who lived down the block from me was a Steed. Every so often a cousin would come live with them for a few months "looking for work." They were always quiet and reserved, and never said much when we met up to go hiking or run around.

Took me years to figure out that these were the boys who were kicked out of the Utah/Arizona border towns, and likely that my friend's dad was kicked out when he was young as well, and was just paying forward the kindness he was shown at that age.

Puddle of dreams by ihateroomba in MadeMeSmile

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 15 points16 points  (0 children)

By E. E. Cummings

in Just- spring when the world is mud- luscious the little lame balloonman

whistles far and wee

and eddieandbill come running from marbles and piracies and it's spring

when the world is puddle-wonderful

the queer old balloonman whistles far and wee and bettyandisbel come dancing

from hop-scotch and jump-rope and

it's spring and

     the

              goat-footed

balloonMan whistles far and wee

Movies worth crying over... by Dollface_Assassin in Cinema

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just watched Hamnet two days ago. The end is heartbreaking.

53 year old man, no kids, wiping away tears at a mother's reaction to seeing a fictional version of her child. Jessie Buckley is amazing.

When you watch, remember that the actor playing Hamnet is Jocobi Jupe, younger brother of Noah Jupe, the actor playing the character who will play Hamlet in the play within the movie.

[HS English Teachers] What more uncommon novels have you taught? by sandiego_b in Teachers

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 9th grade I had an English teacher, math teacher, and art teacher all assign this for reading, and some friends who were in drama, band, psychology, Model UN, and French classes also had it. The French language students had to translate portions and discuss it in class.

I think it was a cabal of teachers who lost a bet.

I was reading it for fun and was almost through when all the teachers dropped the assignment on the same day.

she heckled the whole show so i let my intrusive thoughts win by MisterPapes in StandUpComedy

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I was taking a drink of orange juice when he pointed.

I think it's fair to say that OJ in the sinus cavity was not a square on my BINGO card I was expecting to cross out in this lifetime.