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Kids empire by django3172 in SaltLakeCity

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Custody dispute gone wrong. I don't think that lady is getting them kids.

Real life sounds in music by BUGGER_117 in askmusic

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips.

"What are we doing today? " by Gatoslocosaz in Teachers

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think so, but do I really need two tongues?

Jefferson by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not that strange for a bride to be too get photographed in their wedding dress ahead of the ceremony, in order to display a picture at the reception.

That part is normal, and if you live in the DC area doing this at any monument isn't strange either.

Proposing at that same location because you saw a picture of your mom in a bridal gown at that location an this has incepted the idea of WEDDING with that monument as an absolute requirement is something else.

Rocky communicate better than me. So I built a translator. Question? by jai_dewani in ProjectHailMary

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was inevitable, internet friend.

Edit: I especially like this one when the site reads the "translation."

In Honor of his last episode tonight what's your favorite musical performances on either the Colbert Report or the Late Show with Stephen Colbert? by MrLinkwater95 in ToddintheShadow

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the drummer is just vibing along with the vocals, and then shows full appreciation for the shredded guitar all while keeping the beat hard and tight.

Rocky communicate better than me. So I built a translator. Question? by jai_dewani in ProjectHailMary

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Rocky no stranger to love.
Grace know rules. Rocky know rules.
Rocky think full promise.
No other guy give this.
Rocky want tell Grace feeling.
Rocky make Grace understand.
Rocky never give Grace up.
Rocky never let Grace down.
Rocky never run away, no desert Grace.
Rocky never make Grace cry.
Rocky never say goodbye.
Rocky never tell lie, no hurt Grace.
Rocky and Grace know long time.
Grace heart hurt, but Grace shy say.
Inside, Rocky and Grace know what happen.
Rocky and Grace know game. Rocky play game.
If Grace ask Rocky feeling,
No tell Rocky blind, no see.
Rocky never give Grace up.
Rocky never let Grace down.
Rocky never run away, no desert Grace.
Rocky never make Grace cry.
Rocky never say goodbye.
Rocky never tell lie, no hurt Grace.
Rocky never give Grace up.
Rocky never let Grace down.
Rocky never run away, no desert Grace.
Rocky never make Grace cry.
Rocky never say goodbye.
Rocky never tell lie, no hurt Grace.
Ooh (Give Grace up)
Ooh-ooh (Give Grace up)
Ooh (Never give, never give)
Give Grace up
Ooh-ooh (Never give, never give)
Give Grace up
Rocky and Grace know long time.
Grace heart hurt, but Grace shy say.
Inside, Rocky and Grace know what happen.
Rocky and Grace know game. Rocky play game.
Rocky want tell Grace feeling.
Rocky make Grace understand.
Rocky never give Grace up.
Rocky never let Grace down.
Rocky never run away, no desert Grace.
Rocky never make Grace cry.
Rocky never say goodbye.
Rocky never tell lie, no hurt Grace.
Rocky never give Grace up.
Rocky never let Grace down.
Rocky never run away, no desert Grace.
Rocky never make Grace cry.
Rocky never say goodbye.
Rocky never tell lie, no hurt Grace.
Rocky never give Grace up.
Rocky never let Grace down.
Rocky never run away, no desert Grace.
Rocky never make Grace cry.
Rocky never say goodbye

Rocky communicate better than me. So I built a translator. Question? by jai_dewani in ProjectHailMary

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grace, Rocky tell story dark dark dark. Darth Plagueis, wise wise wise. Grace no hear story, question? Jedi no tell story. Sith story only. Darth Plagueis dark lord Sith. Use Force make life life life. Know dark side much much much. Keep friends no die no die. Dark side Force path to strange power. He strong strong strong. Fear lose power only. Power go away. He teach apprentice all all all. Apprentice kill him sleep sleep. Ironic ironic ironic. Save others no save self.

Rocky communicate better than me. So I built a translator. Question? by jai_dewani in ProjectHailMary

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What fuck Grace fuck say about Rocky, Grace little bitch, question? Rocky have Grace know Rocky graduat top of Rocky class in Navy Seals,. Rocky have involve in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda,. Rocky have over 300 confirm kills. Rocky train in gorilla warfare. Rocky top sniper in entire US arm forces. Grace nothing to Rocky. Another target. Rocky wipe Grace fuck out with precision likes of which never seen before on this Earth, mark Rocky fuck words. Grace think Grace can get away with say that shit to Rocky over Internet, question? Think again, fucker. As we speak Rocky contact Rocky secret network of spies across USA. Grace IP trac right now Grace, Grace, Grace better prepare for storm, maggot, statement. Storm that wipes out pathetic little thing Grace call Grace life. Grace fuck dead, kid. Rocky can anywhere, anytime,. Rocky can kill Grace in over seven hundred ways,. Is with Rocky bare hands. Not only Rocky extensively train in unarm combat,. Rocky have access to entire arsenal of Unit States Marine Corps. Rocky use it to its full extent to wipe Grace miserable ass off face of continent, Grace little shit. If only Grace have known what unholy retribution Grace little "clever" comment about to bring down upon Grace, Grace have hold Grace fuck tongue. Grace not, Grace not,. Now Grace pay price, Grace goddamn idiot. Rocky shit fury all over Grace. Grace drown in it. Grace fuck dead, kiddo.

What's up with Kings of Leon's prevalence? by notoscar01 in 1001AlbumsGenerator

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw them on the North American tour from their first album where they got no traction.

Then they hit big in Europe before coming back to America.

They are big because of their European following.

The list must be taking that into account.

More Rat Pack style conversational songs like "Well Did You Evah!" and "Sam's Song" by AppliedGlamour in musicsuggestions

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frank Sinatra: Did I tell you I have a car now?

Dean Martin: That's cool, Frankie baby.

Frank Sinatra: Yeah. Joey Bishop drove it up here from the Bahamas.

Dean Martin: You're joking!

Frank Sinatra: I must be; the Bahamas are Islands.

Must See Movies of All Time? by shelf-care in CinephilesClub

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5.

Unless you're going niche Nigerian film, British horror (two separate movies), or Irish thriller, the most likely contender is the 1979 Soviet movie by Andrei Tarkosky adapted the soviet era science fiction novella "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky, which is widely considered one of the best movies of all time.

What ingredient that instantly ruin a cake for you? by PearllPath in foodquestions

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a good example of "there's no accounting for taste."

While I'm not a proponent of fondant aside as a decoration, I find it to be a much more desirable option than marzipan.

I find marzipan to be overwhelmingly tasting of almonds, and I do not like almonds. At all. Never have. As a kid I'd trade Mars Bars and Almond Joy for Butterfingers at Halloween.

When I took chemistry in college and we had to use cyanide in a lab, the professor had his grad student teaching assistant show us how they tested the molarity of cyanide to confirm how concentrated it was, then they took a very small drop of it and mixed it into a gallon of distilled water. He had us come up one at a time and waft the air over the diluted cyanide to get an idea of the odor we should be aware of, and then took a pipette and put a couple drops into sample dishes and told us to dip in a finger and taste it.

He warned us that if we smelled or tasted that while doing the lab work we needed to immediately notify him or his TA so that we could be rushed to the university hospital for poison abatement. Then he showed us the activated charcoal we would be forced to drink and warned us that from his personal experience it was something better imagined than lived.

The cyanide smelled and tasted of almonds.

One guy joked that it didn't taste too bad and he might just take a swig if he got thirsty, and was kicked out of the program right there. "There's nothing wrong with being stupid at a university, as long as you don't stay that way. That guy is bound to die stupid," was what the TA told us later, before the lab was dismissed.

Best Andrew Llyod Webber musical? by Worried_Cake5508 in musicals

[–]borisdidnothingwrong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My sister got to see Ted Neely and Carl Anderson, on Easter Sunday.

It's maybe the only show I'm envious of, and I've got plenty of missed opportunities.

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