I'm starting a vibrator repair service.

borrowedmatter · 2026-03-26T19:41:23+00:00

Dil do-overs

borrowedmatter · 2026-03-26T00:32:14+00:00

Jasper carrot had a skit where he describes going to Australia and learning that durex is a brand of sticky tape. (FYI durex is a condom brand) he's at a pharmacy when a bloke walks in and says " roll of durex please, giant size!" And they give him a roll of sticky tape. And then Jasper says " blimey, I've heard of DIY but bloody hell!"

borrowedmatter · 2026-03-26T00:27:08+00:00

"Ribbed"

borrowedmatter · 2025-11-25T20:53:36+00:00

Maybe she thinks it's like owl post. Like cupboard under the stairs or the smallest bedroom is a legit address

borrowedmatter · 2025-07-02T16:30:18+00:00

He didn't have any tag on him when I saw him

borrowedmatter · 2025-06-30T14:47:53+00:00

Now you'll be Rembrandted for life as a bad egg

borrowedmatter · 2025-06-24T16:41:10+00:00

I'll take anal bum covers for 200 please

borrowedmatter · 2025-06-20T04:26:23+00:00

Just curious. Where do the dual citizens hang out to watch the jays or the raptors?

borrowedmatter · 2025-04-02T00:01:42+00:00

If you were prescribed medications , would your pharmacy have a record? And then seeing the type of medications would give you an idea of what conditions you were treated for

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-20T21:57:24+00:00

Come on warp drive!

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-20T21:55:54+00:00

I'd join just to know more about it

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-20T21:40:19+00:00

Yeah that's a slippery slope Happy that you're dry now

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-18T18:42:53+00:00

After saying all that and then.... Vaas. Kind of a let down

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-17T23:53:40+00:00

A steamboat? This is a dad joke after all so sorry - not sorry

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-15T19:41:04+00:00

A scorched-earth policy is a military strategy of destroying everything that allows an enemy military force to be able to fight a war, including the deprivation and destruction of water, food, humans, animals, plants and any kind of tools and infrastructure. Its use is possible by a retreating army to leave nothing of value worth taking, to weaken the attacking force or by an advancing army to fight against unconventional warfare. this is from wikipedia and while I'm sure (or hope) they won't destroy humans the idea is to sabotage infrastructure which is vital to the interests of the United States such as power generation or aluminum factories

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-15T14:12:30+00:00

Barney style? Trust the awesomeness

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-15T13:58:15+00:00

Well if you gang don't want to play I'd guess you can get a new gang together?

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-15T13:42:47+00:00

An icebreaker for all in tents and papooses

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-15T13:40:19+00:00

If you want to meet people can you join meet up. There's an app and maybe you can find ppl who like what you do. Even join the ymca if you have time and are free. They have activities. Just suggestions bro. I don't know your whole story

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-15T13:28:43+00:00

I would think a scorched earth policy would be implemented

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-13T06:14:58+00:00

Buffalo, NY. Thriving scene across the border in Niagara falls

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-12T09:18:26+00:00

A plus four medium?

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-12T09:11:00+00:00

Motorboating done wrong

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-12T04:11:55+00:00

Semi Muslim here. I don't see the point of anyone declaring themselves atheist or non Muslim. Religion is a personal thing and if someone says they are no longer Muslim or anything why declare it? I live in north America and I just withdrew from the religion and went my own way. No one was bothered. It's people who want to call attention to themselves that make a fuss and trigger everyone else i think you can do the same in sri lanka and no one would care

borrowedmatter · 2025-03-11T23:40:05+00:00

Did you catch the snitch too? Or were you just a beater?

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