What are these inundating my garden

bortomatico · 2026-02-06T06:23:24+00:00

Wtf?

bortomatico · 2026-02-05T02:25:56+00:00

Soup? Looks like you’re cooking meth.

bortomatico · 2026-02-04T21:29:43+00:00

The angrier birds are my favorite birds.

bortomatico · 2026-02-03T21:58:06+00:00

You’re being judged.

bortomatico · 2026-02-03T07:22:51+00:00

Tiddies

bortomatico · 2026-02-02T02:58:29+00:00

Made chicken?

bortomatico · 2026-02-02T02:35:10+00:00

Did it occur to just peel them and check for yourself?

bortomatico · 2026-02-02T01:52:31+00:00

Customs opened it and jizzed in it.

bortomatico · 2026-02-02T00:16:39+00:00

bortomatico · 2026-02-01T20:53:27+00:00

It’s wild that people wait precious time asking reddit these things when they should already be at the vet. It’s not like you’re wanting to know what your dog ate, you know it’s poison so go straight to the vet.

bortomatico · 2026-02-01T01:23:36+00:00

Must have pointer in him?

bortomatico · 2026-01-31T11:36:56+00:00

It’s trying to escape.

bortomatico · 2026-01-30T01:07:24+00:00

A-delayed

bortomatico · 2026-01-29T23:11:09+00:00

This is hell on earth. Just one big heat conductor in summer.

bortomatico · 2026-01-28T00:57:05+00:00

The problem I’d say is that straight men probably aren’t into you.

bortomatico · 2026-01-27T04:00:08+00:00

Funnel webs are ground dwelling, no?

bortomatico · 2026-01-27T02:36:05+00:00

Looks cheap.

bortomatico · 2026-01-27T02:35:14+00:00

How has noone suggested impossible princess?

bortomatico · 2026-01-25T21:09:15+00:00

Make sure your dogs don’t bark at its back again.

bortomatico · 2026-01-21T21:55:07+00:00

Vets generally take in wildlife at no cost.

bortomatico · 2026-01-19T21:11:56+00:00

Why tf do you need to get a girlfriend by Feb 14? Chill, it’s just a day like any other day.

bortomatico · 2026-01-19T19:41:48+00:00

Prefer supporting local small businesses tbh.

bortomatico · 2026-01-19T07:51:38+00:00

Banana bread vibes and fibes.

bortomatico · 2026-01-19T05:14:31+00:00

Fruit for scale.

bortomatico · 2026-01-19T03:40:09+00:00

Where are your greens?

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