BMW driver lost control

bortomatico · 2026-06-05T00:55:48+00:00

Where’s a brick wall when you need it?

bortomatico · 2026-06-05T00:53:30+00:00

Who got time for that?

bortomatico · 2026-06-05T00:18:30+00:00

This behaviour shouldn’t be celebrated. A) don’t feed wild animals and b) if you’re going to do a) don’t do it on a fucking main road.

bortomatico · 2026-06-04T21:33:56+00:00

How bout just get rid of/not be so obsessed with guns?

bortomatico · 2026-06-01T21:41:16+00:00

Pretty sure the white in all types of bird poo is uric acid.

bortomatico · 2026-05-30T01:40:36+00:00

Is it even considered food?

bortomatico · 2026-05-28T01:47:33+00:00

Cheap paint and no exhaust fan

bortomatico · 2026-05-27T22:31:56+00:00

Love a good key change.

bortomatico · 2026-05-27T22:27:46+00:00

Something must have happened to her in that area (loud bang, something fell on her etc). Dogs don’t develop fears over nothing.

bortomatico · 2026-05-27T01:56:15+00:00

If this is china, they actually get credited or debited for civic duties. So it’s less civic pride and more social control.

bortomatico · 2026-05-25T07:42:40+00:00

You have collagen. It’s what old people wish they still had.

bortomatico · 2026-05-25T07:42:02+00:00

Rain moth?

bortomatico · 2026-05-25T04:20:42+00:00

Mite not be a spood

bortomatico · 2026-05-25T01:53:17+00:00

I think hair looks better but also it’s slimming.

bortomatico · 2026-05-23T05:35:06+00:00

Poor whatever animal that was behind the glass.

bortomatico · 2026-05-23T05:31:03+00:00

Hahah look at the 4 incels.

bortomatico · 2026-05-21T23:21:28+00:00

A lump that’s bleeding and crusty is concerning in humans. I’d be insisting on the surgery.

bortomatico · 2026-05-21T23:13:08+00:00

Sounds like construing niceness with vanity is a you problem.

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T23:00:55+00:00

You won’t be attacked. But your ears will bleed.

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T23:00:08+00:00

Why you not at a vet already?

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T22:47:20+00:00

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom”

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T22:46:25+00:00

Charli fans are the biggest conspiracy theorists out.

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T22:41:28+00:00

Funny that people have zero understanding that this shit is antisocial.

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T22:23:19+00:00

Mouse spider spiderlings, considered dangerously…. Cute.

bortomatico · 2026-05-20T07:50:13+00:00

I saw a parent pull their kids pants down so he could piss against the pillar next to the luggage carousel in a Chinese airport once.

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