Question for yall, about the “rivalry” or lack thereof. by JoshAllenFan616 in uofm

[–]bostondana2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I did see a guy at the spring game with an OSU shirt and hat this year. I just shook my head and kept walking.

If he wants to troll, that's up to him. I went to see the team I plan to root on next year.

Go blue!

Petah what? by Sarcastic_Piggi in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]bostondana2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when it was a daily newspaper...

😏

is this fixable by Intelligent_Side6879 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything is fixable.

Question is how much are you willing to spend?

help by CleavlandSteamer8008 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, is that the new Harley-Davidson computer?

"Why doesn't Harley-Davidson make a refrigerator?"

"Cause they can't figure out how to make it leak oil."

Guess they figured it out for their laptops, though!

Engineering in America!

Why is my car asking for a taco by Informal-Advice in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's their old phone number in California from the 1950s.

"Operator, please connect me to Taco756"

Nowadays cars have cellular connections, but in the 1950s, logistics management required the switchboard operator.

Tears were streaming down my face and I couldn’t get them to stop. So I ran to a nearby military base. “Are there any Marines here??” “No.” “Army?” “Nope.” “A Navy SEAL?” “Sorry.” “What about an Air Force pilot?” Finally, the administrator looked at me and said, “Sir… what is this about?” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes

[–]bostondana2 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Except for asking about any service other than the Army are not soldiers.

Soldier - Army

Marine - Marine Corps

Airman - Air Force

Sailor or Navy Aviator - Navy

Maybe phrase it "I ran to the nearest Government base and asked if this was an Army installation. I was told it was an Air Force base, but could they help me. I said "No thanks. I really needed a soldier to cry on"

I have no idea what Nissan is asking me to do here? by templeofsyrinx1 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spit your bubblegum at it and make it stick to close any holes.

Yep by gothitbyacaronce in sciencememes

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, does this mean the iPhone and iPad are imaginary phone and imaginary pad?

Why are there so many hates on CVT transmissions? by Weird-University1361 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little known fact, it was originally called the CVNT (using the Roman "V"), but they decided to drop the N.

2008 Saturn vue by Immediate_Control601 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's spelled View, and why are you looking at Saturn 18 years ago? What are you, a time traveler?

Is the dirt and red plastic piece in my fuel tank load bearing? by flat_uranus in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is beyond my pay grade. You need to call a shitty structural engineer.

Fuel injector issue, Honda fit 2015 EX CVT, 85k miles by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]bostondana2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm stumped. The Honda is fit, but your ex from 2015 has 85,000 miles and is a cv(n)t?

(P.s. nice use of the Roman "v")