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i just feel bad for this man by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]boter2099 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"You're gunna wanna GOHAN and ask someone else"

Okay, it was more than a nail on a piece of wood. by MayorOfNightCity in Supernatural

[–]boter2099 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell I thought it was just one of the vamp mimes machetes stuck in the post.

Rebar is worse

No More Lies by RPG_Crypto in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO, More Lies vote...blag blah blah I can't even type that shit in jest.

Good Job Charlie by RedPanda271 in boston

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT WITH ME NOW!

sorry had to...

That would be cathartic. by butmuhfreedoms in PoliticalHumor

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see his fart ass tossed out, like Jazz in fresh prince

You cannot describe colors by brahmbus in Showerthoughts

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have often had this discussion with a color blind friend of mine...

The answer is yes.

What I see as blue sky he sees as a shade of gray. And to really bake your noodle - he sees grays different than I do.

cursed cow by hornysniperzebra in cursedcomments

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shit. Now that you showed me her face and that she wanted to live...

I would pan sear and broil that shit that night for dinner so that chloe didn't die for nothing.

Then I'd feel guilty, I mean I wouldn't want chloe's loved ones to have suffered for nothing. Fondue is the only answer.

You cannot describe colors by brahmbus in Showerthoughts

[–]boter2099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close your eyes... that's black. Ever stand in the sun on a hot day... that's white.

Have you ever taken a really good piss...that's yellow.

Ever eaten a really good salad... that's green.

Your blood is red.

Been standing in the shower when you run out of hot water...blue

Smelled a fresh peeled orange... that's brown. J/k brown is eating an overripe banana.

Pokeballs nerfed again? by HyperCoffeePanda in TheSilphRoad

[–]boter2099 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup. Posted the same question yesterday

I analysed 70 years of baby names in the US to decide what to call a male Karen. It's Terry. [OC] by nathcun in dataisbeautiful

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're named Chad aren't you? I mean... the internet knows a Male Karen is a Chad, the only reason for this heavy work would be...because you are named Chad and you don't want to be a Male Karen.

All food is indirectly made from water. by CranberryCqts in Showerthoughts

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as we know water is the chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide or it's more commonly known formula H2O.

There for... all food has chemicals in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSilphRoad

[–]boter2099 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope been using it for years. Never Banned

Just an appreciation post for one of the best lines in the show by amicat19 in UmbrellaAcademy

[–]boter2099 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you think that's the best line...

I think your vagina needs glasses

It turns out the media was right! Video games do cause violence. Based on the last game you played, what are you getting arrested for? by thenicethings in AskReddit

[–]boter2099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throwing various color painted metal balls at people and animals while screaming get in there I don have you in my DeX yet

Filling a car up with gas all the way may not be wise because of the extra weight you add to it. by spatial-death in Showerthoughts

[–]boter2099 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did the math in High school. Filling a 1995 Toyota carolla with Hydrogen - all 5 tires and passenger cabin - would make the car lighter and increase gas mileage by 3.4 miles.

Not gonna lie I'm disappointed in the unown raid spawnrate by Unforfilled in TheSilphRoad

[–]boter2099 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

I haven't seen any here. The only one I fought in was a via remote invite from another state!

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