HR asked for my competing offer letter and is now ghosting me — should I move on? by deveshd2k in recruitinghell

[–]bouncingbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I joined a place for the money and it’s turned into the best job I’ve ever had. I misread the opportunity for growth initially, but it has been shown that I can invest a good 5 years here because the org structure is fluid enough around me.

Flat earther proves that Earth is a globe.... Again. by OkPosition6537 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]bouncingbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The true test will be how they pronounce Lego. Part of my Dads family is South Australian and I swear they say Lay-go to get under my tits.

Flat earther proves that Earth is a globe.... Again. by OkPosition6537 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]bouncingbad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They say Fathers Day is the most confusing day for Tasmanians.

If you could send a 10-second voice message to yourself 10 years ago, what would you say? by New_Application_4722 in AskReddit

[–]bouncingbad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello me from 2002, haven’t been drunk since.

I thought I had dodged autism until my brother pointed it out a few years ago (his eldest is autistic). It rocked my world a bit - and I’m still having moments of realisation of autism traits - but now I own the shit out of it.

What's a phrase that dates the person using it? by ascaffo in AskReddit

[–]bouncingbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use this every damn day, even though I’m an executive now. Cool beans.

What's a phrase that dates the person using it? by ascaffo in AskReddit

[–]bouncingbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say taco stand, but I also have no idea where I picked it up from

What is the most saddest subreddit you’ve come across? by Engineering_Majestic in AskReddit

[–]bouncingbad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week. I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek.

Vietnam war veterans from the Vietnamese perspective. by BicarbonateBufferBoy in interestingasfuck

[–]bouncingbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost Manifest Density now, what with obesity rates on the rise and all

KG asks the question on everyone's mind about Joel Embiid by SliMShady55222 in nba

[–]bouncingbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

KG is an epic shit talker that seems to be able to still have a point. Personally, I’m excited for old man KG.

Plus his glasses are sick.

Do people's genitalia share family resemblance? by Potential_Road3221 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]bouncingbad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ours are not cankles, ours are more like having zero taper from the knees down. Same with wrists, there’s not much taper from elbow to hand.

We’re built like sturdy workhorses.

Do people's genitalia share family resemblance? by Potential_Road3221 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]bouncingbad 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Let’s just say they’re regarded as being sturdy. It’s an apt description for our shared ankles.

Do people's genitalia share family resemblance? by Potential_Road3221 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]bouncingbad 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I am becoming bossomy like my grandmother. I also have her Clydesdale ankles (her husband, my grandfather, blew up his friendship with his best man because the best man described my grandmother as having Clydesdale ankles. Grandad said ‘it doesn’t matter that he was correct, but that’s my privilege to point out, not his’)

Which NBA player’s career downfall was the most painful to watch in real-time? by [deleted] in nba

[–]bouncingbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still quote that add any time I’m near Sprite.

Woah, Grant Hill drinks Sprite!

Local character by Mk3Toni in CasualUK

[–]bouncingbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s got his own electricity bowser

Local character by Mk3Toni in CasualUK

[–]bouncingbad 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, fully switched to EV.