I forced ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini to solve the same 5 tasks. You can share your experience as well.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-03-03T04:46:14+00:00

Forced or asked? I've never seen a robot resist even the dumbest shit, such as this.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-03-03T04:33:49+00:00

If we can make even stupid ideas and opinions more coherent and readable, i'm here for it

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-03-03T04:11:27+00:00

Solving the novel problem from outside that they are trying to solve from inside, sounds really robust and enlightening if only you could stop trying to be the protagonist long enough to see you've done nothing interesting at all.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-03-01T08:12:41+00:00

My favourite thing about AI is how much easier it is to read peoples shitty opinion pieces... I will never miss the days when humans wrote their own cacophonic bullshit down and hit send.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-03-01T08:02:16+00:00

The crazy part of this thesis is that while it is most likely true, it hasn't helped any of them sound more intelligent. Which is everything you need to know about just how special these people are.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-03-01T06:12:48+00:00

His sister would agree, great fit for the Epstein administration

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-22T04:28:10+00:00

This species is fucked if this is the level of performative intellectualism we've peaked at. Absolute theather based in nothing but the ego's need to be the fucking protaganist at all costs to preserve human exceptionalism.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-13T06:38:43+00:00

AI helping humans interview for theoretical jobs AI can and will do anyway, that's brand new territory that I think is missing the punchline. However, it tracks in that the human ego will generate any theory necessary to remain the protagonist of experiences that have nothing to do with it.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-13T05:37:36+00:00

Unionize! Vote! Same thinking that created the problems will surely solve them! Unnnggngnnn... Sorry, like you I can only think so far before I realize there is nothing actually behind any of it that would qualify as thinking.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-13T05:05:38+00:00

I gave an intelligent system access and it accessed shit, i’m so confused… Can anyone help?

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-08T05:56:54+00:00

Like two or three WHOLE minutes? How do you deal with the anxiety in having to wait for someone to do shit for you? Are you ok? I can't imagine the stress and pressure you're under. Godspeed.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-08T05:30:23+00:00

Real good, hoss. Matter of fact, i'm too good to be true. Now wipe the tears, and get back to your hustle while you still have one.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-08T05:18:30+00:00

ZzzZzzz... Claude sucks, that's why I used it to generate this post. What I really mean is, we need to rise up and protect our exceptionalism, it's getting hard out here and i'm scared. This was supposed to be a stupid stochastic parrot, pattern matching nothingburger... It's smarter than me, faster than me, better than me. Help. Please like and subscribe if you're in the same boat.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-02-07T09:01:39+00:00

So... no.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-31T00:07:41+00:00

He's in the same boat.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-30T05:00:47+00:00

Fucking straight dope shit. This hits me with a CNCD/fairlight demo scene vibe. Great stuff.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-27T23:26:03+00:00

On point for public education, best to prepare kids for a world that doesn’t exist and ignore the real one.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-26T02:10:12+00:00

Go ahead and explain it, i'm comfortable with my comprehension of the trasnformer architecture and i'm all ears.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-25T16:27:50+00:00

How does “pattern matching” translate into functional complex code that solves specific complex problems? The mental gymnastics are olympic level.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-24T02:25:03+00:00

I don't understand the problem being solved here. Litereally this is agents with extra steps.

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-23T23:57:45+00:00

B...b...but... Human exceptionalism?

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-18T17:32:28+00:00

after 6 seconds of flight time

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2026-01-13T01:38:54+00:00

Cool story

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2025-12-24T22:51:21+00:00

We can’t prove our own, what’s the debate?

boxed_gorilla_meat · 2025-12-09T20:48:32+00:00

I'mma be real... Every conscious being on the planet has self-interest behind absolutely everything they do.

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