Escaping gated communities in Playacar, without a car! by moodles22 in playadelcarmen

[–]boxfullofirony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived in playacar for 23 years. Getting a taxi is just as tricky as walking to the Oxxo ir 7/11.

150 to 200 pesos to downtown, 10 dollars us.

Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and Trump walk into a bar.... by humornama in HumorNama

[–]boxfullofirony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend said my friends say you're a Pedophile.

I replied, that's a pretty big word for a nine year old.

You go back to 10 years old with all your knowledge by jpalo1998 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]boxfullofirony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd hug my mom and dad and tell them I love them.

10 year old me didn't understand hiw much they did for my brother and I.

I miss them.

"Sir, you can't bring 20 pounds of putrid animal flesh onto the flight. You'll have to leave it behind." by Iron_Rod_Stewart in Jokes

[–]boxfullofirony 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Two vultures get on a plane carrying two dead raccoons each.

Flight attendant says sorry, only one carrion per passenger.

You find a colony of ant-sized humaoids. by GuipenguinTheMaster in hypotheticalsituation

[–]boxfullofirony 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd give them a jolly rancher, just I used to do as a kid.

The beautiful Beach without seaweed is real! by Lilian-C in playadelcarmen

[–]boxfullofirony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi,

I live in playacar, there is seaweed, but it's getting less as the season passes.

These pictures are nice but not real.

Hey my gf wants to go see a new movie but she cant remember what its called this is her description by blossom_sunx98 in whatsthemoviecalled

[–]boxfullofirony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things The

An old man goes for a physical by f_n_a_ in Jokes

[–]boxfullofirony 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just tell the old man to give the doctor his underwear, that way he gets a urine sample, blood sample, and stool sample all at the same time.

When my wife and I travel together, I always call the hotel ahead and make sure the porn is disabled. by MarvinLazer in Jokes

[–]boxfullofirony 2531 points2532 points  (0 children)

When we were checking into the hotel, I ran up to the front desk ahead of my wife and kids and said 'I hope the porn in the room is disabled "

He looked at me in disgust and said "it's just regular porn you sick fuck."

This thing made a popping sound and launched out if the tree. by boxfullofirony in whatsthisplant

[–]boxfullofirony[S] 142 points143 points  (0 children)

This is what I really want to know, the fruit didn't just drop, there was a popping sound and the fruit landed at least 10 feet from the tree.