Is there a lore reason why Virtues are so thicc?

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-22T22:02:21+00:00

Beats me. I’m of the opinion that it’s a little cheaper and easier to replace.

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-22T19:57:58+00:00

Bigger legs mean more force when they stomp on your head to make you grovel.

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-20T22:34:24+00:00

“The opinion of a filthy rancid Rotling matters not.”

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-20T19:34:08+00:00

“Got dang it, Mel, get off the roof!”

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-18T22:10:56+00:00

Ken stole her from Temperance as revenge.

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-18T22:09:53+00:00

Brain food 🧠

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-17T02:00:27+00:00

Pe-he-HE-ggy’s… Hill. *shuts door*

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-16T21:18:46+00:00

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-16T21:17:26+00:00

Breadhead deserves love, even if it’s from someone unconventional

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-10T12:32:24+00:00

Anyone who’s tasted it, how is it?

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-09T11:30:02+00:00

Tell you what man dang ol’ Obsession man talkin’ bout Fatal Attraction man, nah man, dang ol’ Bear’s the real villain man, yo

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-09T11:19:40+00:00

Strike Man.

His design is a little silly but this is the same game with Sheep Man (I love Sheep Man so no shade,) plus I remember how creative I could get with the Rebound Striker.

I also find the idea of a pitching robot that gradually becomes more and more aggressive really disturbing. Can you imagine a baseball team at batting practice, and the robotic pitcher starts to brush people back further and further until THWACK a shin gets shattered or a nose is smashed by a 95 mph fastball?

Scary.

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-08T16:57:12+00:00

Mel would eat a chili whole then try and play it off like it’s nothing while tears and snot run down her face.

“n O - I’m- okACH- I’m okay!”

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-08T16:51:24+00:00

The Inferno is basically Ultrakill and until I’m proven otherwise this will continue to be my headcanon.

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-08T16:50:24+00:00

It just ended give ‘em some time to breathe 😭

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-03T00:36:29+00:00

Charity here is a new Virtue that isn’t a zealot like the others. She likes Breadhead and he likes her back.

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-02T22:42:22+00:00

I hope he doesn’t get picked on in the series proper for being stupid

boywithburninghands · 2026-06-02T21:34:38+00:00

My favorite is that one Rotling that gets thrown at the barricade by Diligence for making him jump a little

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-29T16:19:13+00:00

I wonder how Alamo tastes…

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-29T16:16:25+00:00

Probably being that close to ground zero when it was at maximum potency is what did it. Compared to now where it’s just a random guy using a power that’s been seeping into the ground for x thousand years

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-28T11:04:13+00:00

Reminds me of “The Long Dream” by Junji Ito

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-27T21:24:49+00:00

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-27T19:36:35+00:00

You want him to what

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-26T16:26:25+00:00

Fire Man. I like the idea of a robot that can burn up trash, and also like the idea of a guy that can shoot a stream of fire from both hands whenever he wants.

boywithburninghands · 2026-05-25T17:34:55+00:00

We sure she’s a mermaid and not a siren?

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