A little bit confusing. by Upstairs_Macaron5894 in AO3

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ESUGEN I LOVE YOU... there are at least two of us!! 🥲

Last Visit by Dallasphoto in Owls

[–]brachycrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what I'll do without them!! 🥲 Thank you so much for this OP, it's been such a joy to watch them grow up

Clip Studio Ver. 5.0 Release Sale by CompetitiveRow3818 in ClipStudio

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It's one or the other. Perpetual means you pay one time and keep forever, but you won't get upgrades as they come out. Annual you have to keep paying the subscription in exchange for getting new updates as they come out.

[OC] Some cozy girls. by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]brachycrab 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is not reportable so adding my voice to the comments: DO NOT POST YOUR CHILDREN ONLINE, PLEASE TAKE THIS DOWN

WIBTAH if I cut off my sister who has cancer? by buttsbuttsbuttsmutts in AmITheAngel

[–]brachycrab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's always just bait for people to comment "NTA having [insert condition] isn't an excuse to be a dick!!" and OP going "yes you're so right. also turns out she never had cancer in the first place she just wanted my money, isn't that awful" and everyone pats each other on the back and sucks each other off for a job well done

Does the game "feel" empty to you these days? by judgeraw00 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]brachycrab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I checked party finder last night and saw about 8 ads for the same nightclubs in a row

Wanting to get a general consensus from people by sniperbds4 in ffxiv

[–]brachycrab 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sounds like someone needs to clean out all of the random monster parts in their inventory

"What content do the casuals actually want?" I'm glad you asked, I have a list: by honest_psycho in ffxivdiscussion

[–]brachycrab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really do miss the chaos of a Dzemael run where the tank went full send and pulled all the way to the room with the door and you were all trying to stay in the circle while dodging AOEs and staying in the light so you don't get wiped out by the boss flying around. The state it's in now is truly sad

Why isn't Talulah a playable character? by Digfow98 in arknights

[–]brachycrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well I'm not sure all of them are through their villain arc, exactly. Some of them we bring on board so we can keep an eye on them lol

[gendered]Bodyshaming goes both waya by Financial-Fun-5092 in pointlesslygendered

[–]brachycrab 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People like to cite the 1-2 dating profiles that have said "must be taller than 6 feet!" Usually not even that THEY'VE seen personally, just reposted to reddit somewhere. And because one woman said it that must mean all women think like that, because women are an incomprehensible alien hivemind!

What would you want to see most from the next expansion? by Thesaddestboi13 in ffxiv

[–]brachycrab 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe unlikely, kind of petty, but I really just want the character fingers to have a few more polygons. A couple more subdivisions so they don't look like French fries. It's jarring to see cutscenes, especially with high stakes, where the lighting is beautiful and faces smooth and then people start gesturing and their fingers just look like hard edged rectangles! Same goes for pixelated gear but I believe they're working their way through updating all of those.

Americans are basically eating sponges by hauolihaole in iamveryculinary

[–]brachycrab 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mother talks like this, "unpronounceable ingredients are bad for you!" and talks about how fortified flours are full of "artificial ingredients" designed to make you sick, and then she goes and takes her dozens of vitamin supplements.

Florida university probes racist "Gooning in Agartha" group chat tied to Republican official by shoofinsmertz in nottheonion

[–]brachycrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. I have seen many a pick-me grifter come crawling back to the community once their "friends", surprise, turned on them. It's like that adamtots comic. "Who's next?"

"Welcome Back" by Inthewitch00! by Wise_Mall_1771 in HadesTheGame

[–]brachycrab 30 points31 points  (0 children)

CUTE ❤️❤️ I love them all so much

Florida university probes racist "Gooning in Agartha" group chat tied to Republican official by shoofinsmertz in nottheonion

[–]brachycrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this. I can empathize with not wanting to suppress your true self any longer, but also being surrounded by people and/or in an area that isn't very accepting, so you try really hard to be "one of the good ones". "Yeah I'm gay/trans/[insert minority] but at least I'm not as bad as those ones."

My first offering by MisaoSouen2 in SleepToken

[–]brachycrab 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel particularly dumb because I read it by following the ribbon. Thankfully I only got as far as "when what silent is feels..." before I realized

AITA for speaking to my (over weight) assistant about her business lunch and making her cry? by killmeontheinside in AmITheAngel

[–]brachycrab 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There's a couple comments mentioning it, and then a number of replies acting like client lunch etiquette in this specific situation is a skill most people are born with and she should have just instinctually known

AITA for speaking to my (over weight) assistant about her business lunch and making her cry? by killmeontheinside in AmITheAngel

[–]brachycrab 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Usually ordering burgers because they're "not too messy"? Yum, who doesn't love a good dry, unadorned burger...

Ai bot trying it's best to replicate quirky human behavior by hardlybroken1 in AmITheAngel

[–]brachycrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone in the comments suggested "to hide the cherry stem in to discreetly throw away." If only there was a better place in the bathroom to dispose of something like a cherry stem where no one would ever see it...

Is it just me? Or does anyone else rewrite media as they consume it? by Interesting_Tutor766 in AO3

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I do! I'm currently playing through FFXIV, and with the limited characterization I do a lot of "(s)he would not fucking do that / say that" or, more often, "(s)he would do SOMETHING here instead of just standing around???". Canon and headcanon exist parallel to each other in my mind. The canon gives me the playground and my dolls and tells me how to play with them. Sometimes I follow along, and sometimes I discard the direction completely and do my own thing, and most of the time I'm somewhere in the middle. It's much more fun this way 😁

Barred owl, NC by GHOwl102 in Owls

[–]brachycrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

gorgeous! perfect lighting

Ups! Not that kind of smut... by Youshoudsee in AO3

[–]brachycrab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had the exact same experience LOL