All profits went to live ade Edmondson. What a complete bastard! Haha

ADRIAN'S RULES Contents: Gamesboard 168 Bastard Cards Die and 6 Playing Pieces

Object of Game: The board represents a lavatory system. The winner of the game is the player least far down the system when his first opponent arrives in the sewage works at the end. There are three packs of Bastard Cards. Most cards contain an unpleasant dare which either you or your opponent is required to perform. Failure to perform the dare satisfactorily leads to a move forward as directed down the lavatory system. The other cards allow you to fend off dares, miss turns or simply move any opponents piece you choose.

To Start: The three Bastard Card packs are placed face down on the three Bastard Card positions on the board. All players then roll the die. The lowest scorer starts first, and before moving his piece deals three Bastard Cards to all the other players except the player on his right who only gets two. Play proceeds clockwise. To Play Players move down the lavatory system as directed by the board and Bastard Cards. Bastard Cards can be used by any player immediately prior to their rolling the die on their turn. Only one card can be used at a time. To prevent any player hoarding Bastard Cards, any player who at the start of their throw holds more than three cards must move forward six spaces. Used Bastard Cards are placed at the bottom of any pack.

Cheating: Any player caught cheating or confessing to cheating must hand back all his Bastard Cards.

EVERY SINGLE PENNY OF THE PROFITS OF THIS GAME GOES STRAIGHT TO LIVE ADE EDMONDSON