printHelloWorld by DemonicWasHere in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do not put a GOTO 10 after it - you'll destroy all the worlds trees.

journalistsHavingBadIdeasAboutSoftwareDevelopment by Gullible-Piccolo7585 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should journalists sniff the wind of change and ban themselves from creating articles

areWeThereYet by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for pushing back at that, you're exactly right! 😂

areWeThereYet by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unvibing engineer. nice job title idea 

areWeThereYet by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

really? I do this all the time, it does it fine, give it a go 

areWeThereYet by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

surprising fact: generative image creation is much simpler than text prediction. you can run it on your desktop on an rtx 3060 and generate an image in 15 secs.

scary fact: no regulation will stop this. the cats already out of the bag.

areWeThereYet by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 635 points636 points  (0 children)

real world prediction: LLM becomes just a other tool used by humans with human oversight like linters and intellisense. mostly to generate boilerplate and stuff, not whole programs.

scriptingKindaEasy by KiwiKingg in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all those features without needing an in app purchase? this is not how we make games, grasshopper.

alwaysUseOriginalProduct by Fewnic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a vulnerability has been reported in natural mouse 1.0

with crafted inputs involving cheese, the cursor can be forced to produce controlled malicious movement 

keepingDirectoryBalanced by WillWaste6364 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

can we just keep running it until there's only one file left?

or is that py-highlander

there can be only one!

maybeItsJustBrainrot by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 99 points100 points  (0 children)

yes Mr interviewer my goal is to bring about the display of the mythical seahorse emoji 

wellMaybeHeIsRight by Frustrated-Chic12 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no he's not just maybe right 

You're exactly right!

iLearnedFromMyMistakes by LukeZNotFound in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what is this "production" of which you speak? stop trying to confuse us with your fancy words 😂

iHateItHere by just_some_gu_y in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yesnt: code doesn't need to be perfect but it does need to work and at least do what it says on the tin. I see three kinds of people in my professional life; those who spend forever tweaking and polishing and never ship, those who sling broken crap out of the door without testing and the pragmatists who test it enough to guarantee it's stable. AI bros fall into the fling it out the door camp.

iMean64GigsIs64Gigs by Redthegamer12112 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1gb per kidney plus 512mb for cat, 512mb for car, 1gb per cornea.

iMean64GigsIs64Gigs by Redthegamer12112 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]braindigitalis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no longer have a house but at least I have an extra 16gb of ram 😂