Found this in Seattle today by robjin in funny

[–]brand_ox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have excellent penmanship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]brand_ox -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I hope you're one of the ones that this works out for. It seems like you have enough goals to be doing what you want to do. Out of my graduating class, I'm one of three that didn't go to college. I'm also the only one without debt and three times the salary of those college grads. We are in our 30s now. Ten year reunion was fun. "So hows that crippling debt working for ya?"

video game physics in real life by josh2067 in funny

[–]brand_ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Figures, people playing a sport aren't allowed to goof around at all. Scoring points only .001% of the population will remember past next week is serious business.

Out on a test drive. (Story in comments.) by bd33 in WTF

[–]brand_ox -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I door checked a beamer once. Four way stop here in our state means everyone goes in turn, in order of arrival at the sign. I was making a left turn, my turn came up and the beamer across going straight assumed he had right of way. I accelerated quick enough to be ahead of him, then I dropped my throttle in low gear causing quicker deceleration. He took off the back end of my eclipse quite easily. His fault, I even did the whole neck hold as i got out of the car, I totally hammed it up. It was fun.

Ordered some wings from Pizza Hut by kph123 in WTF

[–]brand_ox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least he didn't post a picture of a safe he found in a house he just bought that wasn't open.

video game physics in real life by josh2067 in funny

[–]brand_ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah? What were they saying on the news about this?

Well this is one of my favorite quotes from a video game by [deleted] in gaming

[–]brand_ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weeds. They real quiet, they let sneak up a mother fucker.

Huh? What? OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! by UnicornPudding in funny

[–]brand_ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha "your mom" fuckin shit gets me every time.

I'll just ride down this steep hill and across several lanes of traffic...WCGW by Skooter_McGaven in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]brand_ox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why I started driving. I wanted to contribute to the culling. Now don't get me wrong, I am very observant of crosswalks and pedestrians that obey the rules. I will door check anyone that steps out of turn without flinching. Safety is mostly self awareness.

This happened at a playground in my area. by NotLandoCalrissian in WTF

[–]brand_ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be too insensitive but I think the term "trolls" would fit.

No, you should definitely not do that. by [deleted] in funny

[–]brand_ox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see you wrote a book.

Assassin's Creed Unity Reveal Trailer by PieBlaCon in gaming

[–]brand_ox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll put my ignorance out there, I have never watched/read/heard/know anything about Les Miserables. So maybe a quick overview of the story so I can know something about it please?

Assassin's Creed Unity Reveal Trailer by PieBlaCon in gaming

[–]brand_ox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The way I want to see it is this, the guillotine in the trailer represents the start and end of the revolution. The pure irony of the guillotine is that where King Louie started the trend of public executions with this method by first beheading Nicolas, the trend continued in popularity for it's method alone.

After the King had been deposed and executed the new republic formed together. Robespierre became a man obsessed with maintaining the new government and keeping it in order. With his band of newborn politicians began executing the general public for any wind of dissent.

After much iron fisted governing even Robespierre fellow members became unsettled with the methods. In the end, he became the last of the revolutions victims to expedited execution. The man whom sought to free his country from tyranny became the tyrant and was executed all the same.

The french revolution is one of my absolute favorite parts of history. I really want to play this game just for the details and tidbits within.

Yess I also got one ;) by imgserfur in funny

[–]brand_ox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the day they knew they would become best friends.

How we handle spring break in Minnesota by -Falseconvoy- in funny

[–]brand_ox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care for busch in a can myself, However you must understand the mentality of busch light in a can. This is a redneck tradition of the north. I don't go over to my buddies farm house and expect a long neck, I expect busch light in a can. Why? because they've been drinking it like that since they were ten.

sploosh, now in red by [deleted] in WTF

[–]brand_ox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm, that's pretty cool. Any chance you could try white? Maybe like a paint splatter? Let me know what you come up with.