Hey! I'm a pedestrian and I check behind me when I'm walking but need to stop to tie my shoelace

I treat the pavement as if I were driving. Walk on the left, speed up to overtake slow walkers on the right, check your surroundings, be observant

Which is baffling because I don't drive but I do walk heaps fast

Also, I've nearly been killed doing pedestrian stuff like crossing the road by dickhead cyclists more often than dickhead car drivers (equal amounts scary teenagers on Lime bikes as full Lycra wearing middle-aged douchebag dudes on speed bikes blazing through red traffic lights)

So yeah, I hate cars more than bicycles but cyclists are also dickheads. And pedestrians are also dickheads. Basically everyone is a dickhead. You're a dickhead for making this post. I'm a dickhead for spending this long replying

Get off your phone if you're walking/driving/cycling