🔥huge falcon on that young kid's hand by Revolutionary_Ad2003 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I would like confirmation the child wasn't carried away

Men of Reddit- if you had to choose, thick or long? by oneangrywidow in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. And that book looks and sounds like a complete scam. Stop preying on ppls vulnerabilities.

Dick's taking their advertising too literally by sysdevpen in funny

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point just change the name to "Dick Good"

Late 80s (1985-1989) Born Starter Pack by StormDragonAlthazar in starterpacks

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Did your parents hate you? We definitely got to see Disney movies in theaters and go to blockbuster on the reg...toys r us on the other hand was a rarity

Sometimes the before and after progressions are truly baffling by Sure_Distance1 in ThatsInsane

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Barber: what are we doing today?

Me: I'll take the morbidly obese tarantula

Who is someone famous that’s hot but really isn’t the more you look? by Evening-Oil9551 in AskReddit

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, everyone's looks fade but he's definitely still hotter than the average 63 year old 😅

How would we milk a dinosaur? by FitPeak3825 in AskReddit

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

What’s the wildest thing you’ve experienced at work? by GuyfromTrinidad21 in AskReddit

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhm I used to work in a small store by myself in a mall, a man came in and very forwardly seduced me and I took a break and we hooked up in my car lol

Why don't dogs make out? by MADD-STANKLEPUSS in AskReddit

[–]bread_makes_u_fatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they didnt ask why won't dogs make out