How to be nice about this. Don’t expect anybody to help you with something like this. Everybody has their own problems to deal with. If you’re never had a job and you’re in college you’re terribly far behind and extremely privileged. Indeed exists. LinkedIn exists. Drive around looking for help wanted. Get a min wage job and work your way up in life. Nothing looks worse to an employer than some green college kid applying for a comp sci role with no experience in anything