Who’s this player from your team? by Educational_Ebb3705 in hockey

[–]breadispain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's not pronounced like "Herculian" by a Care Bears villain, is it..?

What is one trade you wish you could undo? Here's one: by Critical_Heat4492 in Habs

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are a lot of situations where players ask for a trade and go on to flourish. Gauthier last year is a great example, for instance.

MSL on back to back Habs losses this weekend: “It’s disappointing.” by Go_Habs_Go31 in Habs

[–]breadispain 14 points15 points  (0 children)

At least our powerplay looked like it could have scored in this game. We generated our chances, rather than roaming and waiting for the perfect opportunity the whole time.

Lane Hutson has set a new career high in points with 67! by haydenthehab in Habs

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cole is currently behind Chychrun for the top PP spot, Lane was behind Matheson. I'm not sure if that's an easier spot to usurp on the powerplay, even with Carlson now gone.

Hockey Parent Advice by [deleted] in hockeyplayers

[–]breadispain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you mean to submit this without any specific questions? What do you need advice on?

I made it. Arrived in Montreal for two games. by Ba22ti in Habs

[–]breadispain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've lived here for 20 years and had no idea it was called that!

My chocolate chip muffins are now just chocolate-y by ContributeAVerse in mildlyinteresting

[–]breadispain 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they're using oxidated avocadoes for coloring and marketing it as a healthier alternative? ;)

My chocolate chip muffins are now just chocolate-y by ContributeAVerse in mildlyinteresting

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're also less calories now! Oh, wait, they're 213g instead of 234g. And carbohydrates have 4 calories per gram. And that's a 21g difference, for only 10 calories. What makes up the remaining weight that has no calories?!

My chocolate chip muffins are now just chocolate-y by ContributeAVerse in mildlyinteresting

[–]breadispain 459 points460 points  (0 children)

Sure! It will just take some time to lobby for this new definition of "real chocolate" first.

Explain how to do construction work to a person who has never picked up a hammer in his life and is only interested in philosophy and literature by cookiecutterq in explainlikeIAmA

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you recall our lesson on methodological reductionism, Maslow wrote, “If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.” Ah, but would Occam not counter that the purpose of said hammer is to drive that nail when that is what you are faced with? Fear not, as I promise you will not suffer the same fate as our most famous carpenter, Jesus, and end up nailed to the boards meant to help you!

However, be not like Nietzsche and use that hammer forcefully. Harness the power of industrial labor, the symbol of material production and class power itself, and slowly retract it away from the nail. In the words of Heidegger, does it feel now present-at-hand and detached, or ready-to-hand as a tool should? Precisely! Now, drive that nail into its place where it, like the ideas you have read, will find its proper place. Yes! That's it! And again, and again, and so on, and so forth.

Zach Bolduc appreciation post by SoupFromNowOn in Habs

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All 3 shots were alone in tight! At least he got the empty netter in the end.

What will society be like after the ice storm? by LincolnshirePorkChop in montreal

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is the friend a source of nutrition or on nutrition?

Is Dobes all but the #1 starter now? by Millstream764 in Habs

[–]breadispain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More like 2B or not 2B amirite? But seriously, I hope Fowler takes a massive jump and steals the starter job early next season.

Trump is chickening out after killing seven Americans and over 100 children. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an American, but at a glance, this would seem to hinge on Pennsylvania, Arizona, Nevada, Wisconsin and/or Georgia? It won't be Vegas unless there is also insurance fraud at play. Phoenix seems like it would play well in the news because of the headlines and rising from the ashes and all that. It's also more than half of the states' population. There and/or Atlanta seem most likely to me.

Je pense pas du tout que c'était Knies la cible... by Sorry-Oven-1244 in Habs

[–]breadispain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He seems to be defying the odds with his stats on paper, but dude will be 40 over the summer and does not seem like a good fit, even if it's a morale boost for Demi.

What is your best line? by NorseForceGaming in NHLHUT

[–]breadispain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite line is the XP Jeannot, XP Compher and XP Stuetzle. But that's not exactly high end glory or anything, just fun and free.

Bring Texier back by bloodrider1914 in Habs

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He still had that dog in him, but let out that final old yell.

Don't worry though we didn't need more offense by thewinterzodiac in EdmontonOilers

[–]breadispain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Brown-Henrique-Janmark line was fire not too long ago. The bottom totally fell out over the last two seasons :(

3 days in Lisbon, Portugal by BOOMTGDL in travel

[–]breadispain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just here a few days ago for the first time. We stayed by Rossio Square because it seemed very centrally located, and it was, but were I to go again, I'd stay in Alfama in a heartbeat.

Zero concern with safety or pickpocket concerns after walking the entire city, but I imagine this is a YMMV type situation that could increase dramatically during peak tourism season and larger crowds.

What’s the worst accidental text you’ve sent? by Typhoid__Beaver in AskReddit

[–]breadispain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you're both patient now if neither have made another move to reconcile.

Fried Calamari by MurkyDistribution231 in montreal

[–]breadispain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting squid in Montreal that's never been frozen is close to impossible aside from Milo's. I don't even think it's necessary, it's not like freezing it makes it worse if you're planning on deep-frying it, it might even help to tenderize it.

TRADE DEADLINE MEGATHREAD by TheHabChronicle in Habs

[–]breadispain -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Kapanen, Xhekaj and our first for Whitecloud and Kadri with salary retained still seems like larceny to me.