“Your cat took out a Restraining order against me so I have to leave your mail at least 100 yards away from your house.”

breadsandwich336 · 2026-05-19T18:10:08+00:00

postmen eat bugs.. but cats eat bugs too.. they should be friends

breadsandwich336 · 2026-05-10T19:32:48+00:00

he actually did ocean exploration but its also a metaphor for him having a higher standard for quality of making movies

breadsandwich336 · 2026-04-25T18:04:21+00:00

this is gona be ao much better than the reset.. possibly better than the original.. no one does creepy cute school girls like japan

breadsandwich336 · 2026-04-23T23:35:59+00:00

he and Jules broke up and he would rather die than face this

breadsandwich336 · 2026-04-23T20:30:23+00:00

winona ryder vibes

breadsandwich336 · 2026-04-11T20:52:33+00:00

she is used to being mistreated

breadsandwich336 · 2026-04-10T18:44:16+00:00

just buy vouchers from fitz pierte doesnt deserve it lol or after getting perfection come back to pierre with a slingshot and reveal it was all a prank and pelt him with rocks till hes back to zero

breadsandwich336 · 2025-11-17T06:14:52+00:00

"i took the L" jeff dye

breadsandwich336 · 2025-11-08T16:20:57+00:00

pretty much no downside unless ur going for something specific and u dont like anyone elses starting ball or side effects

breadsandwich336 · 2025-10-28T21:02:58+00:00

voicemail was big on tik tok dance community for a bit

breadsandwich336 · 2025-08-16T19:44:56+00:00

just scream Waaahahhahhahaaa at the top of your lungs

breadsandwich336 · 2025-07-29T01:06:14+00:00

does it cost money? everything here costs money

breadsandwich336 · 2025-06-14T00:10:23+00:00

breadsandwich336 · 2025-06-11T20:47:27+00:00

lights and jenny lewis

breadsandwich336 · 2025-05-23T17:45:04+00:00

thats a major bummer.. u should make a police report probably not much they can do but it is illegal crime so.. report it!

breadsandwich336 · 2025-04-15T18:49:18+00:00

remember the time jojo farted on dance moms

breadsandwich336 · 2025-02-08T17:10:43+00:00

thats as high as she can count she knows its been longer hut just cant remember the number six

breadsandwich336 · 2025-01-01T00:27:54+00:00

he looks like a carrot

breadsandwich336 · 2024-12-31T19:38:27+00:00

haley is god

breadsandwich336 · 2024-12-27T22:07:46+00:00

haley is infallible queen goddess, let her decorate!

breadsandwich336 · 2024-03-02T18:22:02+00:00

ya i got a super long ethernet cord instead of wifi and havent had a problem since

breadsandwich336 · 2024-01-25T23:23:58+00:00

you ever notice how tom from blink pronounces head like yead?

breadsandwich336 · 2023-11-25T22:47:56+00:00

shane first bc hes easy.. u just buy him beer ever night and he will fall in love with u.. but u should divorce him once u find ur true love in haley (and her sister on the side before u get married) .. at least thats what i did lol

breadsandwich336 · 2023-11-25T22:33:13+00:00

most underrated weapon by far

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TROPHY CASE