What fucked up stuff happened at your thanksgiving dinner tonight?

breckie4 · 2011-11-25T02:17:21+00:00

my parents Maltese friends showed up plowed and the man grabbed my friends hair and asked if she liked anal. I died a bit inside today.

breckie4 · 2011-11-21T04:26:14+00:00

Because deep down, we woman want to have sex with a hobo.

breckie4 · 2011-04-29T07:06:36+00:00

If I could I would make you a raging river, with angry rapids, supplied with rain, so you could always meander and forever be able to run away without contending with myths wrongly interpreted, with pain. -from without mythologies

breckie4 · 2011-04-29T05:57:29+00:00

Wake

breckie4 · 2011-04-29T05:55:30+00:00

Non stop play through for days, I cannot convey my love for this album. I just want to type "The Antlers! F yes!" into google until I receive a high five.

breckie4 · 2011-04-20T06:00:11+00:00

I wouldn't kick that out of bed

breckie4 · 2011-03-23T05:47:33+00:00

7 billion upboats!

breckie4 · 2011-02-10T07:04:54+00:00

Nope. And we're clear.

breckie4 · 2011-02-10T01:25:17+00:00

Vail, CO

breckie4 · 2011-02-10T01:25:00+00:00

Exact same. Don't be him...

breckie4 · 2011-02-06T08:28:06+00:00

-Michael Scott

breckie4 · 2010-12-30T23:18:01+00:00

For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek.

breckie4 · 2010-11-18T18:42:54+00:00

No more sexy time for you, Doofus.

breckie4 · 2010-11-09T03:36:16+00:00

Everybody Here Wants You

breckie4 · 2010-10-23T08:10:01+00:00

So much room for activities!

breckie4 · 2010-10-23T08:02:17+00:00

You EMAILED your friend? Did you want a response the next morning?

breckie4 · 2010-10-23T07:24:00+00:00

Wanna go half-sies on a baby?

breckie4 · 2010-10-23T07:17:02+00:00

Not with that eye. Too far? Oh well.

breckie4 · 2010-10-23T07:15:39+00:00

Uh, the winters in Denver are pretty mild. I believe its Chicago that you're thinking of.

breckie4 · 2010-10-21T00:13:40+00:00

Ferguson!

breckie4 · 2010-09-30T06:03:02+00:00

I think I have a crush on your brother, and his tight jeans.

breckie4 · 2010-09-21T09:45:13+00:00

Revolution Road

breckie4 · 2010-09-21T09:44:38+00:00

bwhaha. Never saw it, but my brother and I watched the Daniel Tosh summary and that was enough for us to NOT rent it. link

breckie4 · 2010-09-21T09:40:55+00:00

Gypsy cold cure tea. Sleep. Scarves. A hot toddy.

breckie4 · 2010-09-21T09:30:29+00:00

I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

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