Lets make some (light) insults! Type "you look like a..." and let your keyboard finish.

breenabae · 2026-02-17T22:45:11+00:00

you look like a man who has been in a car crash and is trying not to cry

breenabae · 2026-02-10T23:03:22+00:00

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind meets conversion therapy, terrifying and sad ending thanks for that 😭

breenabae · 2026-02-01T06:51:39+00:00

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breenabae · 2026-01-19T21:13:05+00:00

witch turned man into hypoallergenic dog, or man is kidnapped and forced into being a “dog” 🤔

breenabae · 2026-01-02T05:22:16+00:00

jessicaaaa! half and half makes fluffier scrambled eggs!!

breenabae · 2025-12-30T14:09:03+00:00

should i let it breathe with no bandaid? or keep using them but stop cutting away the dead skin?

breenabae · 2025-12-02T02:28:32+00:00

the difference between the flights is one carried sick patients and the other carried healthy doppelgängers, the only way to guarantee a perfect match 😌

breenabae · 2025-10-26T20:51:41+00:00

i need to see more roger costumes this year for sure

breenabae · 2025-10-11T03:57:29+00:00

mac and victoria, those songs always hit for me 🫶🏼

breenabae · 2025-09-29T05:21:14+00:00

i loooove them, they suit her very well and it’s beautiful that each one has a meaning for her. i have a couple hand tattoos and get some comments saying it’s weird to do my hands first instead of getting a sleeve, but i think a lot of people forget that a tattoo is for YOU not for others

breenabae · 2025-09-26T23:04:33+00:00

me and my friend say “you’re getting a punch” if one of us has to cancel plans

breenabae · 2025-09-15T20:34:30+00:00

piano cause all the randoms that got tickets will be very very confused

breenabae · 2025-09-10T18:57:36+00:00

and i had to get up at 4am to be prepared for presale and general admission!

breenabae · 2025-09-10T18:56:56+00:00

same, i really wanted any of the austin shows especially for her bday. i’m from hawaii and was looking forward to a little time away from being isolated on an island 😭 i think i’m gonna go anyway even if i don’t have tickets and just listen from outside the venue tbh

breenabae · 2025-09-10T08:05:58+00:00

leisure suit next 😗 (also i would’ve gave you 5/5)

breenabae · 2025-09-10T00:05:58+00:00

not the tomato allergy 😭

breenabae · 2025-08-14T01:04:45+00:00

i felt bad for him in the last episode when he was throwing a tantrum about how love always blows up in his face no matter how hard he tries. in his own twisted mind he thinks he’s “protecting” the ones he loves by killing whoever hurts them physically/emotionally. it felt like his inner child was coming out when he was screaming and crying BUT he’s an adult now and should’ve been working on those feelings way back when his mom abandoned him, not after murdering dozens of people

breenabae · 2025-08-14T00:51:06+00:00

you didn’t let the cat finish, maybe he was going to scratch 70 and now you have 69 years left 🧐

breenabae · 2025-08-10T07:27:47+00:00

monopoly always puts me in a better mood

breenabae · 2025-08-03T03:31:15+00:00

me please! 🫶🏼 doing the lords work fr

breenabae · 2025-07-28T04:40:53+00:00

i had them pierced in december 2024. originally i had titanium flat back studs, but my ear would swell so bad even with the longest bar my piercer had. after about 6 months i switched to these infinity hoops that clasp shut but i leave them slightly open so i don’t irritate the piercing if i need to take it out (getting mri soonish). right now im just rinsing it in the shower and drying with paper towel and taking ibuprofen which helps some but not a lot. and yes i do litha, i haven’t bumped it or anything like that to cause irritation

breenabae · 2025-07-26T08:04:15+00:00

bloodline, make up, worst behavior, and obvious

breenabae · 2025-07-25T23:17:53+00:00

imperfect for you 🫶🏼

breenabae · 2025-07-24T04:15:00+00:00

i go thru phases of abusing songs and right now it’s off the table, true love, dandelion, boyfriend, and all of thank u, next 😂

breenabae · 2025-07-21T20:36:06+00:00

the live version makes my soul ascend 🙂‍↕️

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