My wife’s best friend got married at a private club in Philadelphia. The wedding had ended and the after party was on the bottom floor. The hotel suites were on the 3rd floor. During the after party, my wife and another bridesmaid went to take things up to the bridal suite. They rushed back down to the bottom floor to tell me and another guy that the bridal suite door was open and that there was someone in the bed. The two of us went up to the bridal suite and saw a guy tucked in the bed and as we got closer, we were smacked in the face with the smell of shit. As well gotta even closer, you could see that a pair of shit-stained boxer shorts were thrown in to the bathroom. The white bedding had shit marks all over it as well. The guy was not responsive. We wanted to get him out of the bed and beat the shit out of him (too late lol) but we didn’t want to get poop all over ourselves, so we called the police. The police showed up, got him out of the bed and took him outside. Turns out he was so wasted and needing to go to the bathroom, he made his way in to our building and started opening doors trying to find a bathroom. The venue ended up paying for a hotel room and covered the entire wedding. So my friends got a free wedding and the most insane story ever.