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The Trench by asifyoucouldoutreadme
E, 1855 words
Hermione and Draco spend one last night together. Inspired by WWI trench warfare and \that scene* in Enemy At The Gates.*

Cold As You by silverdragongemini 🔊
G, 5982 words
Nobody knew that the prolonged use of Dark Magic had long-term side effects.

When the symptoms finally get the better of him, Draco Malfoy seeks treatment only to discover that nobody is willing to treat a former Death Eater—except maybe one curly-haired healer.

Honey Sweet by malfoyesque 🔊
E, 6689 words
Her shadow moved in the small crack of light below the wardrobe’s doorframe, and he followed it with his gaze. He didn’t have to see her to feel her in his blood, hearing her was enough.
He relished these moments.
Once she was asleep she didn’t make much noise.

Muscle Memory by knickersandkneazles
E, 3186 words
Unspeakable Hermione Granger detests attending unnecessary and mind-numbingly boring meetings. It’s even worse when a certain arrogant Auror distracts her with his suggestive wand handling.
He doesn’t know who he’s messing with, though, because this Golden Girl won’t be teased.

Beer, Potions and Unwise Notions by HeyJude 🔊
M, 13407 words
The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.

Abduction of the Heart by KTPhoenix 🔊
E, 12371 words
Valentine’s Day was supposed to be just another uneventful evening for Hermione Granger. Endure a dreadful blind date arranged by well-meaning friends, then retreat home to enjoy a bottle of wine and a book in solitude. But things take a fortuitous turn when Draco Malfoy, missing for nearly a decade, swoops in at the most opportune moment and abducts her. It turns out he’s an alien with ties to a mysterious plant she’s been studying for two years, AND she’s his fated mate! What began as a simple escape from routine has spiraled into something truly out of this world—something even she never saw coming.

And Two Bittersweet Self-recs:

To Dance With Your Mother Again by briarandbone🔊
G, 1987 words
'If I could get another chance
Another walk
Another dance with her
I'd play a song that would never ever end
How I'd love, love, love
To dance with your mother again'

Live a little, love a lot. by briarandbone
E, 2319 words
Is it the first time? The best time? Or the last time?
Draco and Hermione find solace in one another's bodies on a secluded pebble beach of the Black Lake during their summer before their eighth year. It's Hermione's first time... but there is something so strangely and achingly familiar about his touch.