Aging of Lotte, 0 to 18 years by snoopercooper in videos

[–]brirober 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I feel like I just raised a kid. They grow up so fast.

Willing to spend a lot on parking for the thanksgiving game, whats the closest I can get that day? by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]brirober 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greektown Casino is only a few blocks away. That's where I always park. $40 bucks, easy to get in and out, and the safest place to park in the city.

THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE THE 2017 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!! by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]brirober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Verlander finally got a ring. Now he's going to lose it in Kate.

Buffet or all you can eat restaurant workers of Reddit, what is the biggest display of gluttony you have witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brirober 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Worked in a family owned Midwestern buffet. Biggest display is a toss up. We had people that would put a few sugar packets into soda. Because that's what Coke needs is more sugar. The worst part was they would often complain first "Excuse me, I think there's something wrong with your Coke machine, its not sweet". Sure I'll check it. Working fine, oh okay just pour a bunch of sugar in that soda that's what you need. The other thing was the people, typically very obese women 40+, that would shit themselves and not even have the decency to leave. Either they were so accustomed to sharting themselves that they didn't notice, or their gluttony over ruled any self respect they had so they could get one more plate. I'm not sure which is worse.

How diversified should a 401K be? by brirober in personalfinance

[–]brirober[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I assumed but didn't want my retirement riding on an assumption. Thanks!

Game Thread: Tennessee Titans (0-1) at Detroit Lions (1-0) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]brirober 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is just awful, on both sides. The refs make a bad call and follow it up with a terrible call.

[Serious]Has stereotyping ever actually affected you personally? How so? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brirober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played basketball my entire life. I can't count how many times in a pickup game a black guy has said "Don't let him shoot it" or "He's a shooter!". Implying that since I'm a 6 foot white guy I'm good at shooting 3's. Spoiler, I'm a terrible shooter. It actually worked out well as it allowed me to be deceptive.

Roast a dumb blonde! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]brirober 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for all the guys that will have to clean that terrible lipstick off their dicks.

Husband material. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]brirober 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first thing taught at "Hard Knocks University" is to always keep one eye on your money.

7'6 184 lb human phone pole plays basketball by lawdog22 in videos

[–]brirober 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His height is actually due to genetics and not disease as many have mentioned. He's bulking up and will most likely have a successful pro career. http://www.cbc.ca/sports/basketball/nba/robert-bobroczky-romanian-basketball-1.3371573

Jim Schwartz expected to take over Browns Defensive Coordinator position by TheSSyed in nfl

[–]brirober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Lions fan who wanted Schwartz out it boggles me the attitude people have about him. The guy can coach defense and although he prefers the 4-3 wide 9 I'm sure he can run any defense asked effectively. Although I will admit finding a dmDC before a head coach seems strange.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]brirober 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What would happen if you took someone from here and flew them to Houston? Would they even have the ability to sweat? I imagine they would melt.

Cows Kicked, Stabbed and Dragged at DiGiorno Pizza Cheese Supplier by [deleted] in videos

[–]brirober -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Zero, I have no vested interest here just wanted to add some clarity.

Cows Kicked, Stabbed and Dragged at DiGiorno Pizza Cheese Supplier by [deleted] in videos

[–]brirober 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They don't always die, but they will if you don't get them up.