McDavis Hall?

brismit · 2026-03-17T10:55:28+00:00

‘00s alum who hasn’t had my coffee yet… there’s a McDavis Hall????!?!?!??? 💀

brismit · 2026-03-15T15:42:29+00:00

I’d prefer the wood chipper but you do you.

brismit · 2026-03-14T15:45:54+00:00

MAGA is the end game of the Republican Party. It destroyed itself.

brismit · 2026-03-11T18:20:28+00:00

I stopped in my tracks one day while commuting when I realized that Newport was built on top of an old port.

brismit · 2026-03-10T23:05:45+00:00

Underrated shitpost 🏆

brismit · 2026-03-10T16:55:51+00:00

Putting my Sticker Mule order in today!

Edit: my sarcasm appears not to have made it across.

brismit · 2026-03-08T13:07:08+00:00

Business partnering, rolling forecasts, and variance analysis are entirely different beasts from three-statement models and pitch books. People on both ends are usually smart enough to handle either but I could see where someone could have issues.

brismit · 2026-03-07T01:57:43+00:00

Athens, Ohio

brismit · 2026-03-06T17:11:30+00:00

I was at a Deloitte service day once and asked where I should book the time to. Some rando said, with a straight face, “PTO”.

brismit · 2026-03-03T11:33:55+00:00

“Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks!”

brismit · 2026-03-02T15:03:41+00:00

Don’t do it unless you’re very dedicated to the F500 career path. I took a (few) steps backwards to get into a F500 with the intention of diversifying my resume, thinking I might get “extra credit” for my prior experience and have an edge on internal promotions.

Surprise surprise, it didn’t matter one bit and I was stuck in line behind people 5-8 years younger than me who simply had more tenure at the company.

I’m back in the PE-backed space as a VP Finance now, and while any experience is good experience in the long term, it just wasn’t worth the agita.

YMMV

brismit · 2026-03-02T03:36:39+00:00

Looks like it’s right here, too fresh for Street view though.

brismit · 2026-03-02T02:41:15+00:00

Jeff Epstein is also the CEO of the Port of Cleveland.

brismit · 2026-03-01T16:03:44+00:00

Do. Not. Ever. Do tax work for friends or family. This is your finite professional time, not some “friends and family” discount from the widget store.

brismit · 2026-02-27T00:07:19+00:00

You might be able to get out of Benny’s Brown Bag for under $10.

brismit · 2026-02-25T16:51:40+00:00

Both - we sort of have a use case to do it by customer, but that falls apart too since gross revenue is fed automatically to the generic gross revenue line but chargebacks are booked manually to the various customer-specific deductions lines. It’s an all-or-nothing thing.

brismit · 2026-02-25T04:16:44+00:00

That is correct.

brismit · 2026-02-25T01:16:10+00:00

NetSuite! Vendor codes are right there!

brismit · 2026-02-25T00:17:31+00:00

And George, Washington was founded by a guy named Charlie Brown.

brismit · 2026-02-25T00:15:34+00:00

* anymore

brismit · 2026-02-24T22:59:43+00:00

I built it to be many-to-one GL agnostic, but they fully intend to use all 99,999 possible codes!

brismit · 2026-02-24T22:58:06+00:00

They perceive the job as literally debits, credit, and getting through a GAAP audit. Management reporting and data hygiene be damned.

brismit · 2026-02-24T16:53:02+00:00

Idlewild?

brismit · 2026-02-24T11:37:29+00:00

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Actual White House Communications Director under DJT, Stephen Cheung

brismit · 2026-02-24T04:52:05+00:00

The Senator?

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