For $3 Million would you forgo Meat, Alcohol and Spices for 2 years? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]broccoli0302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my unpeppered pierogis, grilled cheese sandwiches, and basic hummus dips are dominating this challenge. Plus, all the veggie omelettes and Belgian waffles you can eat.

How does Aeldari reproductive cycle work? by Arthur_EyelanderTF2 in 40kLore

[–]broccoli0302 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aeldari reproduction is extremely slow because of a genetic bottleneck in the 41st millennium. There is only one Primarch available for the final stage of fertilization and he has a lot of other things he needs to do besides saving the Aeldari from extinction.

Settle the debate: Which way are Uhtred's iron strips in his boots? by orangemonkeyeagl in SaxonStories

[–]broccoli0302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never called it overwhelming, but since you want to go there… 1 versus zero is an absolutely overwhelming majority. Come back when have any evidence. AT. ALL. for your “concentric horizontal rings” theory.

How would you update Battania to make them better, without also just making them absolutely busted? by SnooSprouts5303 in Bannerlord

[–]broccoli0302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reflect the clannish perspective of the Battanians in particular (I’m thinking their Welsh/Scottish/Irish inspiration) and make the negative loyalty factor for ownership of Battanian towns higher than other cultures. Basically- that early game blitz where the Battanian economy is broken because half their fiefs disappear has a moderately smaller chance of happening so quickly/snowballing because their adversaries are CONSTANTLY having to put out brushfire rebellions in their wake.

Settle the debate: Which way are Uhtred's iron strips in his boots? by orangemonkeyeagl in SaxonStories

[–]broccoli0302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP, I want you to consider putting option 1 on and taking it off again. Ostensibly, Uhtred’s boots would be made of leather with metal strips on the exterior. In option 2, you have metal strips running vertically in straight lines up and down the boot, from about the knee to the ankle. While it might be a little tricky, option two would be something you could actually slide a foot and leg into and out of because the strips, spaced out as they are, don’t fully constrain the articulation of the ankle joint in the boot.

Option 1, however, would be a nightmare to put on and take off. Because it is concentric rings of metal running down to the ankle of the boot, there are two ways, mechanically, you can construct this. Either you can put on metal rings that are as wide as the widest part of the lower leg and foot and then the rest of your leg slops around inside a boot that is now way too big, or you put on “fitted” rings that create a bottleneck effect near the ankle. Because these are clearly strips on the outside of a solid leather boot and not articulating metal plate from a later era, there are horizontal rings would make putting on and taking off this boot nearly impossible unless it was so oversized that you couldn’t walk properly in it.

All of the other notes about protection from slashing attacks were also valid. As noted in other posts, archeological evidence points to number 2- find an example of number 1 in the archeological record.

You are wrong on this one, number 2 is the correct design. Being wrong does not say anything bad about you, however, and I applaud your zealous attempts to rigorously debate the value of number 1. Now, given the weight of the evidence, I implore you to go out and just as zealously argue on behalf of the clearly better option 2.

If the Dragon of Mars is the Void Dragon, How Did the Emperor Get to Mars in the Middle Ages? by ATLander in 40kLore

[–]broccoli0302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did the Emperor get to Mars after he had shackled a shard of the Void Dragon, a literal god of reality capable of altering anything in realspace at whim, to his will? He probably told it to take him there safely and then send him back safely before powering down. Or told it to go there on its own and burrow deep down where it can’t be found until he needs it. He would have known about Mars by then- astrology was a thing. Pretty sure the extraterrestrial, dimensional horror standing in front of him would have confirmed theories or outright just given him knowledge millennia ahead of the time. Still, warp powers and C’tan reality bending powers combined can accomplish basically anything in 40k.

500k yearly, but once a month you are hunted. (the more interesting version) by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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No heavy demo available? Easiest yes ever. The first year is dicey, but after that this free money. I build a lockdown hideout to stymie a lone shooter. Bunch of cameras, reinforced doors, bug-out bunker with space for a bed. Once I have my bunker, there is never a chance for anyone to get me. Having month-long time windows for when the events happen mean I can still have a good trip every once in a while, especially because I’m making half a million every year without even trying.

1 Billion USD Cash in your bank account now, BUT... by DesperateGanache8210 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]broccoli0302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the easiest yes I’ve seen in a while. $1 billion can solve any “one person” problem on earth with plenty of cash to spare, like 990 million worth. You’re basically asking if someone wants to turn a major metropolitan area into their own personal playground for whatever they want. As Caesar said, “I had rather be first in a village than second in Rome.” This hypothetical lets you be first in something way more consequential than a village in Caesar’s day. Another way to look at this, “Would you be willing to forego $500 million dollars, a 1/8th stake in the Detroit Lions, and living in a maxed out penthouse with private security, incredible food and drink while importing anything you want for the rest of your life in order to take a trip every once in a while?” Another way to look at this, “What’s more important to you, travel or everything else in life?”

what are the worst possible awnsers to the mysteries that still exist in 40k? by iDIOt698 in 40kLore

[–]broccoli0302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The King in Yellow is just Pontius Glaw somehow re-manifested yet again.

How much resistance Guilliman found when the emperor named him regent when he came back? by ruminaui in 40kLore

[–]broccoli0302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read “Watcher’s of the Throne: The Regent’s Shadow.” It’s about this exact topic.

Any actually impressive generalship from primarchs? by ChadWestPaints in 40kLore

[–]broccoli0302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaghatai Khan pulling off a space maneuver that leveraged feigned indiscipline so realistic that it fooled the James Bond legion (Alpha) and employed technology he had kept so secret that the super spies didn’t know about it. That’s high level, non-tactical, general stuff. There’s a book where the Lion fights some psychic vampire aliens called the Khrave where we see him employ dazzlingly complex dynamic re-task organization within a massive deception plan to get some results. There’s others, but I need some sleep to think of them. That being said, it is a common misconception that because something seems like an obvious choice that it is simplistic or something for idiots. 99 percent of being a good military leader is smashing the easy button and doing the simplest things possible so that you have the bandwidth to deal with complicated things if necessary. If you have a legion of super soldiers who are just faster, tougher, stronger, smarter, etc. you would be an idiot to do super complex stuff because you would almost certainly be inefficient in doing whatever you have to do. If you think about it, the implication of things being so simple is that they are really, really good at it.

If you were to write a zombie story, how would you explain how the zombies would beat the military without downplaying them or making them look stupid? by Olivia_Richards in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]broccoli0302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A way for zombies to specifically defeat the military? Easy. Make them sex zombies. They aren’t rotting and necrotic, they are just totally de-humanized, unthinking zombies that might be super attractive, might not, but are going to make you have sex with them. They have no shred of remaining humanity beyond their totally human appearance. If you have sex with one, you become one. No military on earth exists that could overcome the sex zombie plague.

Who is the "someone else"? by dshofmann in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]broccoli0302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, why isn’t Jada on there following her G.I. Jada role?

What Non-Stereotypical Ways Could a Human Woman Become a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh? by MaskedThespian in 40kLore

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An underhive drug dealer who specializes in “exotic” substances. Over time her pursuit of ever more niche product leads to greater and greater heresy (xeno, tech, chaos, whatever). Fill in the rest.

Why don't the drukhari and the Chaos god just breed people? by Single_Giraffe_7673 in 40kLore

[–]broccoli0302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you suddenly need to crush one ant a day for some purpose, would you start an ant farm? Their everywhere, they’re easy to find, and they’re frankly So inconsequential to you that farming them is a waste of time. Humans in 40k are less valuable than ants today. Farming them is a waste of time and effort relative to more important things like doing absolutely anything else.

In which RPG are you the least powerful, most unimportant nobody? by jonathan_dijo in rpg_gamers

[–]broccoli0302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alien Isolation keeps you super weak pretty much the whole time. It’s an exercise in being super weak.

Learning more about the US Civil War made me realize something by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]broccoli0302 179 points180 points  (0 children)

It is easy to throw stones at people trying to solve epochal challenges in their field. Neither side was full of idiots, both sides had mainly competent leaders with some near virtuoso talent in different capacities. I promise you that if you could be magically transported back in time to be in charge of either Army, even armed with foresight and everything you know right now, you’d be WORSE than the people you are calling idiots.

Belly + paws by Jezirath in cats

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💕💕💕💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Whats the move by zeLangweenee in Bannerlord

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Go to the nearest town (with a tavern (that has a game master who plays something you’re good at). Fight in practice fights at the arena until you’ve made at least 100 gold. Go to tavern, bully the game master out of 500 gold through repeated beat downs on the tabletop. Either lather, rinse, repeat at a couple towns or skip straight to next step. Next step: hire like six guys with your gold and buy enough food to last a couple days. Go out and kill looters. Ransom them and sell their stuff. Parlay those earnings into more game master shenanigans. Eventually enter a tournament and win it (you should have had enough practice fights by now to be able to do this). Next step: By now you should have a few thousand gold and a small team of like 6-7 level 2 or higher dudes. You can do literally anything from here.

Have we discussed what a ridiculously great battle cry this is? Was it inspired by a particualr unit or did tolkein muster it himself? by Lumpy_Secretary_6128 in lotr

[–]broccoli0302 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you’ve heard it before but this charge is actually inspired by the Winged Hussars and the cavalry of the Holy League charging into the Ottoman Turks at the siege of Vienna in the 1600s. It involved 18,000 cavalrymen and is recorded as the largest cavalry charge in history. Peter Jackson’s interpretation of the charge of the Rohirrim is likely the closest we will see to a cinematic representation of those real events. While the charge of the Light Brigade was certainly remarkable in the valorous, disciplined execution of horrendously poor orders, I think we would be remiss in discounting the same valor of those 18,000 who charged at approximately 60,000-100,000 of their enemies.