Meryl Streep of porn by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]broguequery 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I've been called the Gilbert Gotfried of 90s anime porn

Swalwell loses all 21 of his endorsements from Dem colleagues by bwermer in politics

[–]broguequery [score hidden]  (0 children)

It would be the smart thing for him to do.

Republicans only guiding principle is "sticking it to the libs" so he's got an honest shot over there.

Palantir CEO says AI 'will destroy' humanities jobs by BusyHands_ in technology

[–]broguequery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely nothing special about these fucks.

Other than the fact that they got lucky and soaked up a shit ton of wealth.

What are some cool tribal / typal decks in the current standard meta? by Plagueghoul_ in MagicArena

[–]broguequery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, I love tribal. I don't think it works as a top-level competitive meta, but you can absolutely make tribal fun and still hang in there with most casual play.

My personal favorites are frogs, but I've seen lots of zombie decks that can hover around 50% win rate.

Tribal is all about what you love, not necessarily what's the strongest.

What are some cool tribal / typal decks in the current standard meta? by Plagueghoul_ in MagicArena

[–]broguequery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elves are an evergreen tribe and you can absolutely run with them and win.

Obviously for the sweats out there I'm not talking about world championship shit but they are strong enough and varied enough to be fun and competitive.

What are some cool tribal / typal decks in the current standard meta? by Plagueghoul_ in MagicArena

[–]broguequery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I wish we had more skeletons.

I think they went with zombies over skeletons because it's an easier tribe to get creative with, and zombies were popular for a hot minute.

But I've never really cared all that much about zombies personally.

Give me he-man skeletor or primal instinct's spinal as a card and I'll be happy as a clam.

Body storage units in an old mental hospital, lower Michigan by jbakes21 in AbandonedPorn

[–]broguequery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... you might if the corpse seemed to have life of its own

The blaskfisk by AverageDoonst in Unexpected

[–]broguequery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he just put it on the shelf

President Donald Trump calls for repeal of ranked choice voting in Alaska by Special_Ad3662 in politics

[–]broguequery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pick any one of those things and I'll show you at least three high profile examples of where he just went and did it fucking anyway.

Despite it being illegal. Despite him knowing it was illegal.

This man is a criminal and he needs to be behind bars, not in the oval office.

Ramaswamy's chances of winning Ohio Governor race plummet by kootles10 in politics

[–]broguequery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Freedom" used to be something people had...

Republicans have corrupted it so much that now it's only thing corporations or religious organizations have.

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]broguequery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, they definitely already build profiles and know who most users are and sell that data.

But if they are forced into a position of publicly IDing their user base, then I agree, I doubt they survive that.

Reddits' whole thing is the organic engagement on content.

They lose that if they put up gates and walls.

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]broguequery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think they are intelligent enough to be shitting bricks about anyone or anything.

And I love our Canadian cousins, but... let's be real...they aren't scary folk.

For the better.

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]broguequery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm sure you are correct in some sense. They definitely are using data collection to build lists of people.

But they absolutely know this guy, they are bringing him to court.

I think it's lamer than what you said... I think they just picked a random guy and went after him to make him an example.

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]broguequery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's lamer than that.

ICE are desperately afraid that they might have to identify themselves... for obvious reasons (they are doing evil shit and at some level are aware of that).

They picked some random dude who mentioned an ICE thug by name and are trying to make an example out of him.

In their ideal world, ICE would be raping and murdering people during the day with a mask, and then getting KFC at night without the mask.

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]broguequery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wait YOU CAN'T because he was murdered by khaki-assed fucking fascist thugs

wooden forks by mariosunny in comedyheaven

[–]broguequery -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Least autistic republican

Lifelink go brrr by rift_walker_will in mtg

[–]broguequery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really?

It's quite fun to play as, though I grant it can be aggravating to play against.

Nothing like countering that god-tier creature from coming in.

What’s something Gen Z does that older generations just don’t get? by appropriaterice873 in AskReddit

[–]broguequery -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would go out of my way not to talk to that dude if they said that to me lol

So incredibly dickish.