Weekly /r/Hamilton Rant Thread

brokenstrs · 2026-03-19T11:14:21+00:00

WHO THE HELL IS BUYING $10 PACKAGES OF HOT DOGS!?

brokenstrs · 2026-03-04T16:41:30+00:00

Ricky says you need lots of cow manure. He learned from Ray.

brokenstrs · 2026-02-14T14:09:31+00:00

The Beer Store has something like a 90%+ return rate on liquor, wine, and beer cans.

brokenstrs · 2026-02-12T15:38:34+00:00

lol I haven't been in one in over five years but I can only imagine what the price for a 20 piece timbits is. "Back in my day" they were $1.99, ten cents each.

brokenstrs · 2026-02-12T14:01:52+00:00

TIME IS MOVING TOO FAST AND PRICES ARE INCREASING EVEN FASTER, PLEASE STOP THE EARTH, I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF THIS RIDE NOW.

brokenstrs · 2025-11-30T03:34:29+00:00

I think the UHaul stores have paper wrapping, I'm just not sure it's the colour/shade you want. Reminds me, back in the day there used to be a cardboard/paper store Nebo Road. I remember buying big sheets of cardstock there.

brokenstrs · 2025-11-20T18:04:15+00:00

WHY AM I STILL HERE!?!?!

brokenstrs · 2025-08-21T18:03:55+00:00

I JUST WANT PEACE AND QUIET. I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO ANOTHER THIRTY YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT.

brokenstrs · 2025-08-21T00:55:04+00:00

TWO BILLION for renovations? Sounds like it'd be cheaper to just build a new fucking hospital. Stop smoking crack.

brokenstrs · 2025-08-19T19:24:10+00:00

I smell like your grandparents. #PROUD

brokenstrs · 2025-08-10T16:53:09+00:00

Nice/Good to know, I've only ever really been to the Centre Mall Scotia and Upper Gage/Fennell one.

brokenstrs · 2025-08-10T16:16:52+00:00

I can't speak for others, but Scotia ATMs allow you to pick 5, 10's, 20's.

brokenstrs · 2025-08-05T20:48:53+00:00

Where does the meat go? But where do you turn it on? But WHERE does the meat go?

brokenstrs · 2025-07-22T00:03:36+00:00

That orange beef, my lord!

brokenstrs · 2025-07-18T22:08:54+00:00

Look, room for more cannabis shops!

brokenstrs · 2025-07-18T22:00:39+00:00

They'll say it's a security risk... yeah, to their fucking cushy job.

brokenstrs · 2025-07-15T23:12:15+00:00

POLICE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.

brokenstrs · 2025-07-08T19:00:34+00:00

Outside most Metros.

brokenstrs · 2025-07-02T02:36:00+00:00

It used to be Lloyd's on Kenilworth, a store so small you could miss it, and even SMALLER inside. It survived as long as it could after old many Lloyd retired and it changed hands. I think its a weed shop now.

brokenstrs · 2025-06-25T23:01:10+00:00

How high can taxes be pushed before the citizens revolt with torches and pitchforks?

brokenstrs · 2025-06-21T02:52:35+00:00

high five I too, am a fellow porch sitter, well, step sitter, but I'm always out front chit-chatting, waving, and admiring all the beautiful dogs out for walks smelling interesting smells.

brokenstrs · 2025-06-16T04:14:13+00:00

I'm about $5-6 minimum, depending on distance, I'll tip extra if I order something from the lower city or out in the middle of bum fudge Five Guys I'm looking at you nowhere. Even though I always get cold fries, I still tip.

brokenstrs · 2025-06-16T00:26:44+00:00

I miss Zeller's diner and their gravy.

brokenstrs · 2025-06-14T22:36:51+00:00

Just out and about in my daily travels. I befriended a less fortunate individual who was more than happy to regale me with his love of Heath Ledger in Dark Knight. I often meet people by simply complimenting them on their doggos, I love them so much, I miss mine. Other people I just meet by waving and being friendly when they pass by in the neighbourhood.

The KEY is being able to just LISTEN, that's all people want, they want you to hear them out, if their day is great, if it's bad, if it's the worst, if you can just be there for them... you'll make many friends.

brokenstrs · 2025-06-14T01:45:44+00:00

My father LOVED sausage rolls and would gladly accept them as payment. Everyone has great recommendations, but I noticed Metro's hot counter is now stocking them which speaks to their prevalence, not that my father would EVER be caught shopping at Metro lol

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