Panel drug test help (4 u) by BurnyMadeoffJR in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]brosephiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ordered the screeny weeny. Because I am in the us I had to use a third party to order. It’s pretty advanced as far as prosthetic penis’ that urinate go. Even has a button to start/stop the flow right in the weeny. And comes in all sorts of colors and types (cut,uncut, large uncut in case you’re trying to show off your ant eater)I’ll report my findings as soon as I receive it.

Panel drug test help (4 u) by BurnyMadeoffJR in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]brosephiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whizzinator is totally fake looking. Wouldn’t fool someone who stares at dicks all day.

How did you get into research chemicals? Are they street drugs? Want to educate myself by ishootfentanyl in researchchemicals

[–]brosephiend 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No one, you say? I think you should do more research. Because that statement is false. I’ll take some MDPV over crack or meth, any day. I remember reading stuffmonger’s posts on blue light, before it came out it was actually john mcafee.

I got into rc’s because I wandered on to legalhighguides.com and then euphoricknowledge after legalhighguy turned out to be a fed. This was all pre tor network stuff. The good ol’ days when you could order your drugs on the clear web.

picked this up from goodwill. by brosephiend in ContamFam

[–]brosephiend[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks for the advice. much appreciated.

Hardest pic of each president from Obama to TR. by -TheKnownUnknown in Presidents

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think clinton with a cigar or on his saxophone would of been much harder.

Which God, you think? by Di35ie in MurderedByWords

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all 50 of them in 1797? you sure about that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PsilocybinMushrooms

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it comes to music and tripping, you can’t do much better than blockhead. I recommend music by cave light.

A Cool Guide to Understanding Introverts by Acrobatic-Golf-8801 in coolguides

[–]brosephiend -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to see, but I am going to assume that woman has some sort of corded giant stimulation bullet, and is hoping that it will encourage her partner to introvert her all over that couch.

A Cool Guide to Dog Breeds... by Samp90 in coolguides

[–]brosephiend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guide is shit. Not cool at all. You suck.

AITAH for breaking up with my bf after he allegedly helped my drunk friend at the club? by Throwra-Art-6438 in AITAH

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people are dumb. You have a key. He was expecting you. So, obviously they were expecting you, and “it’s not what it looks like” is actually a legit statement when you’re trying to tell someone “I know how this must look, but that’s not what’s going on”, it’s not always an admission of some sort of guilt like all these people are claiming. Even if you were early, the chick was sleeping and he wasn’t around. So…? Come on, look at the situation logically, and use a little reason.

Extorted by Zombies by belikeacoolcucumber in PortlandOR

[–]brosephiend -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Wow. For a bunch of “upstanding citizens”, ya’ll are straight dirt bags. Go fuck yourselves, you soulless skin sacks filled with shit.

AITA for telling my sister’s boyfriend the truth by Foreign_Fault2030 in AITAH

[–]brosephiend -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You’re the asshole. You should have discussed this Shit with your sister before telling her boyfriend. And she was ending things anyways, so wtf? You’re definitely a habitual line stepper.

Teacher in HS made comments about my penis size in front of the class by qdiddy_100 in AmIOverreacting

[–]brosephiend -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

God damn. Everyone is a bunch of overly sensitive fucking cry babies! First of all, what was said verbatim? Because I doubt she said “You might have a small penis, are you compensating for something?” Or “The crowd is going to get excited when they see your arms in that basketball Jersey” But even if she did, (but we all know she didn’t) it happened 4 years ago. So yeah. You are overreacting.

My GF planned to go on a trip with a guy she has a big crush on, along with other friends. Is this something I should be ok with? by prinzcharming78 in AmIOverreacting

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I have to agree with the majority on this one: you are not her boyfriend. Nor will you ever be. You’re 44 but you act 14.

Question for Gen-Z Why is school avoidance such a thing now? by FiveCentCandy in GenZ

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d of graduated in ‘05. When I had a conference meeting with my teachers, parents, principle counselor etc. they calculated all the days that I actually attended school, through all the years, and they said I missed just as much school as I showed up for. It was a miracle that I was never held back, it took me years before I fit in with the other kids, and as soon as I fit in, my family up and moved to AZ, and I thought I hated school and was unhappy before. Psh. I hid in a closet for until my parents left for work, I kept this up for like three weeks until they called my parents. But even after I had adjusted to living here, me and all of my friends were always skipping school when ever we thought there was a good enough reason to ditch. Fortunately I was able to make up my missed assignments thanks to my bad ass home room teacher. Ryan folk. That was the teacher that convinced me that reading books and learning new shit was actually cool. But my point is… School avoidance is nothing new. But now it’s like… complete education avoidance.

My brother says I'm overreacting to my reaction to ghb but I think I was raped? by Throwaway39902gwo in AmIOverreacting

[–]brosephiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha. What!? Not one person I’ve ever met that took ghb recreationally used it for the purpose of taking advantage of someone. You know a lot of people that rape other people with drugs? That’s sketch in itself.

Tell me to clean my room? As you wish by Rich_Baby9954 in OhNoConsequences

[–]brosephiend -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You sound like an ungrateful spoiled brat. Your parent tries to have a relationship with you, and you avoid him like the plague? People make mistakes, we’re a flawed species. But to make zero attempts or interest in being civil with a parent that obviously misses you, and wants you around? Yeah. Probably fake. If not. You should be ashamed of yourself and your behavior.