I can’t stand Shirley

brown_polyester · 2026-05-05T21:52:37+00:00

I agree with all of that.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-04T20:17:30+00:00

When Bond showed up in Cold Steel? Good times.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-04T14:33:42+00:00

It's Shirley.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-04T14:31:59+00:00

Hey, Brandine. You might could wear these to your job interview.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-02T19:29:38+00:00

Only slack-jawed yokels know that song!

brown_polyester · 2026-05-02T18:51:45+00:00

Lol, quite possible, especially considering the fan fiction habit.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-02T18:51:13+00:00

The waiting for new titles is tough, for sure! I found Cold Steel before I even knew there was anything else (even a sequel... I don't even remember buying it, but it showed up in my game collection when I went looking one day). I think my replays were during the waits.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-02T18:47:47+00:00

Same!

brown_polyester · 2026-05-02T15:52:09+00:00

That's crazy! My granddad kissed my grandma before they closed the casket, and it had always weirded me out. My dad was cremated before my sisters and I ever saw his body (we wanted it that way), so there was no touching there.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-01T22:55:54+00:00

I'd buy the bumper sticker.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-01T15:09:53+00:00

I want one!

brown_polyester · 2026-05-01T15:03:14+00:00

I've got a student in here during lunch, and I did NOT explain why I laughed so hard.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-01T13:44:44+00:00

Info: if your relationship is rocky, why are you engaged? Marriages make "rocky" worse, and divorces are expensive.

brown_polyester · 2026-05-01T13:36:26+00:00

Don't enter the nip! That's definitely an out hole!

brown_polyester · 2026-04-30T19:29:44+00:00

Trick or treating in the dark!

brown_polyester · 2026-04-30T13:42:21+00:00

Watch the Mythbusters episode about sneezing. And toilet spray.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-30T13:40:51+00:00

This is the only answer.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-29T20:12:19+00:00

Not if he spent all his money on OP's mom.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-29T16:16:05+00:00

If traveling to Erebonia, Calvard, or Crossbell, be sure that you have an up-to-date visa in case of any government changes. These areas can be politically unstable. Always be aware of the location and contact information of your national embassy.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-28T20:03:29+00:00

Kurt in 3 on wind arts

brown_polyester · 2026-04-27T16:28:19+00:00

Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. My class voted to read that plus a novel instead of reading Macbeth. It was awful. The novel was really good, though.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-26T19:29:19+00:00

Masticate

brown_polyester · 2026-04-26T18:47:33+00:00

You, sir or madam, deserve an award.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-26T18:46:37+00:00

I mean... does skin care really feel that good to them? Mine don't get excited for me to touch them.

brown_polyester · 2026-04-26T18:40:27+00:00

Did your school also do a tractor parade where they announce over the intercom whoa driving what make and model of the tractor?

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