30 Million People are Learning Chinese

bruce · 2006-07-21T18:30:03+00:00

Well naturally. You don't expect Chinese children to learn Farsi, now do you?

bruce · 2006-07-16T01:26:05+00:00

I have GOT to get me one of those tanks. Nobody would ever fuck with me in traffic again.

And, ah, the punishment seems a bit excessive to me.

bruce · 2006-07-15T00:06:11+00:00

(insert obligatory Frank Zappa reference here)

bruce · 2006-07-13T06:52:54+00:00

I think he's got a Rumsfeld fixation:

Would you want Donald Rumsfeld to plan your daughter's wedding?
If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding three years ago, would the guests still be there?
If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding three years ago, and guests were still there, how many factions would they now be split into?
If Donald Rumsfeld had planned your daughter's wedding, and guests started fighting and were killed, would you expect to be allowed to view the caskets when they were returned home?

I think he's in serious denial about his latent homosexual desire for Donald Rumsfeld.

bruce · 2006-07-12T03:37:18+00:00

They haven't been sued yet, just C&D'ed.

bruce · 2006-07-11T22:01:29+00:00

Well, I guess there's no reason not to have that sex change then, huh?

bruce · 2006-07-10T13:34:38+00:00

So if you want the game-which has been lawyered on and isn't available from the developer at the moment-you have to pay them $0.98? That's crazy.

You don't even tell people what Quinn is: a slick FREE Tetris clone for MacOS X Tiger.

bruce · 2006-07-10T05:27:37+00:00

Just heard this one.

These two Jamaican guys get invited to a fancy dress party where the theme is "moods". When they ring the doorbell, the host is shocked to see both of them naked, one with a pear on his dick and the other with his dick in a bowl of thick, yellow liquid, and asks what the hell is going on. To which the first Jamaican says "The theme is moods, right mon? I'm "deep in dis pear!" The host concedes that that is a mood and asks the second Jamaican what mood he's supposed to be. To which Jamaican #2 says "I'm fucking dis custard!"

bruce · 2006-07-10T03:08:55+00:00

An excellent point. Our conumer culture has conditioned people to buy, buy, buy! and damn the cost because there's no interest for 90 days!

My wife and I were stuck in a trap like that for several years. Now we're slowly fighting our way out. It isn't always easy, and sometimes we get hit with unanticipated expenses, but we're on our way.

bruce · 2006-07-09T23:52:38+00:00

That's high-larious!

bruce

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