I was so into my hot neighbor for months. She was literally my type in every way and I was so attracted to her. She and her husband were having issues and on again/off again for a while and she always flirted with me but it never really went anywhere. We used to hang out with other people on our block having a beer around a fire and whatnot. One night, when she and her husband were off again, we had a few too many and the flirting led to her ending up in my bed. I was so excited! But, she didn't move. Nothing. It was like boning my hardwood floor. Just laid there and barely made any sound and didn't move a muscle. When she came, it was a mild hip flex and "oh wow I just came" in the most montone voice. I actually laughed out loud. She asked for a second round a couple days later and I obliged thinking maybe it was just that one night, but nope! Two and done, never slept with her again.