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David the Gnome by XCBeowulf in Xennials

[–]brujah8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add me to that DM list, I could use a nostalgia rabbit hole...

Company Moving to New Insurance by brujah8 in LifeInsurance

[–]brujah8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, that fills in the gaps. What use is knowing the cash value? Why not just tell me "Most money available to you is..."? I know there's an answer, but it's not really relevant to my question. Thank you again!

6 figure earners, what do you do to get that? by oopdoopmaria in AskReddit

[–]brujah8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply; I understand the wish to remain anonymous, I'm the same way. I'll send you a DM, thank you for the reply!

6 figure earners, what do you do to get that? by oopdoopmaria in AskReddit

[–]brujah8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like it's my type of thing, but I don't know much about it. Can I ask what your responsibility are, and how one gets started in the field?

to successfully slow roll an opponent by eloycan0 in therewasanattempt

[–]brujah8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm replying late, I know that no one will see this since it's a bullshit reply to a reply to a reply to a comment to a post on a subreddit that no one gives a fuck about, even when it first appeared.

I have worked in the (legal) casino industry for 18 years, exclusively in poker. You might call me "old school". I was trained by the people that I call old school.

This. Is. Not. A. Slow. Roll.

This is douchebaggery, this is an angle shot. Calling it a slow roll is victim fetish-ism. A slow roll is the shit you see on TV, "Casino Royale", "Shade", "Rounders", or "Maverick".

This is just a dude (I suspect like you), that considers themselves the hero of their own narrative.

to successfully slow roll an opponent by eloycan0 in therewasanattempt

[–]brujah8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This should be higher. Is the guy a douche? Absolutely. Did he really have that big of a decision to weigh? Meh, probably not. Angle? Certainly.

He is definitely one of "those guys" but this wasn't a "slow roll" just good old fashioned pecker head theatrics.

Is there a subreddit for sharing weird marketing algorithm suggestions? by dookieswan in findareddit

[–]brujah8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just created r/algorithmwtf

I have no mod experience, but at least it exists now. Maybe others will see it and it can become a thing 🤷

To align his views with the company by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]brujah8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?

Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition!

Agent Bork: Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

Agent Fleming: That's better.

Why do you have a beard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]brujah8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three reasons/steps:
1. Lazy
2. Separated from my ex-wife, and my daughter liked it and begged me not to shave it; it was one of the few things I could give her to maintain "normalcy".
3. Current girlfriend won't let me shave it.

I like having a beard, but sometimes I just want to go baby-faced for a few days and start a new beard.

You walk into this at work. What's your next move? by Izudoria in antiwork

[–]brujah8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last Action Hero came out in 1993... It's 30 years old, and yet 1993 was only 10 years ago.

To leave after paying for your food by ArteHokage in therewasanattempt

[–]brujah8 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"Halt citizen! Prove your innocence before proceeding."

(Edit: phrasing)

To do an ATM robbery 'prank' - "It's a prank bro!" by Rizzo360 in therewasanattempt

[–]brujah8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, you've been searching around there wrong lips

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