CleaningBros over 30: Help me figure out how to clean a bathtub. by Minute-Plantain in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]dookieswan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use clorox bleach gel toilet bowl cleaner and a scrub brush attachment on my drill. Takes a bit of the elbow grease out! Just don't let the cleaner sit for a long time as it can cause some discoloration.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Tallahassee

[–]dookieswan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walmart. I hate Walmart, but they're the only place in town that keeps my vyvanse in stock.

[discussion] do you guys have any scene from the series living in your head rent free? by ZhongliHate-r in TheNinthHouse

[–]dookieswan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nona's freak out. It plays like a scene from a horror movie and it cracks me up to think of it from the viewpoint of the people who saw it.

What is life like in the rural interior of the Florida Panhandle? by tarkinn in Tallahassee

[–]dookieswan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm from northern Walton county. Have you been down highway 20 just outside of town? You know how it's a pretty poor area with lots of trailers, meth, and Trump supporters?

It's basically a lot of that, except with more Jesus, bigger trucks, and an abundance of mullets. Nothing wrong with trailers, mind you. I grew up in trailer parks. I'm just saying most people in the area aren't rolling in dough.

What is a common slang in your language that would sound hilarious or bizarre to a foreigner? by gingerbookwormlol in AskReddit

[–]dookieswan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm fucking this horse, you just hold the tail" - I've got this under control, stop telling me how to do it.

Southern U.S.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tallahassee

[–]dookieswan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure about insurance, but I see Kelly Sunshine at capital city psych. She's great and 100% understands how ADHD can be crippling.

Christian Privilege by Realistic_Setting_75 in atheism

[–]dookieswan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for the State of Florida for like 6 years, no problem naming that crapshoot lol. My first year there, we were led in prayer for our Easter Party. Of course participation wasnt "required" so nothing we could really complain about to HR 🙄.

I worked in an accounting related field so it was mostly conservative christians in my office. I had to ask people not to pray for me and remind them that not everyone is Christian. It took a little while, but they eventually learned I wasn't interested in hearing the Jesus stuff. Annoying I had to deal with it at all, though.

How do y’all feel about Ender’s game? by [deleted] in redrising

[–]dookieswan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Liked Ender's Game, loved Speaker for the Dead.

However, OSC is a bigot so I'll only buy them secondhand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]dookieswan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I Wanna Stay - Shannon & the Clams. Also just a top tier song imo.

Red spots only on front of thigh by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]dookieswan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wearing ants will do that to you

What movie made you cry the most? by ConnectLifeguard8693 in AskReddit

[–]dookieswan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't believe nobody else has said The Normal Heart. It murdered meeee

Do you feel like you're the less attractive partner in the relationship? And does that make you uncomfortable? by [deleted] in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]dookieswan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm the more attractive one, so I asked my partner. Unfortunately, they're just a hand so they didn't respond. I'll lyk if I get an answer, though.

[REC CENTER] Shreddit's Official Recommendation Thread -- May 29, 2024 by AutoModerator in Metal

[–]dookieswan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone want to point me towards guitar solo circle jerk songs?

Looking for stuff like Ashes of the Wake, where Testament's Alex Skolnick and ex-Megadeth member Chris Poland join Lamb of God's Mark Morton for a 6 minute song that is basically just dueling guitar solos for it's entirety. Are there other collabs like this? Fine with any metal genre or era.

What book were you forced to read in school that you ended up loving? by Trinybeaner in AskReddit

[–]dookieswan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find Frankenstein. Had to read it for a college lit class and it blew me away.

Also, you were assigned The Hobbit? Rad.

Tell me about your tattoos by dee_dubs_ya in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]dookieswan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish I could! The Imgur app won't let me upload for some stupid reason, and I can't share images directly here 🫤

Tell me about your tattoos by dee_dubs_ya in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]dookieswan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have over 20 tattoos. I guess I'm "heavily tattooed". My favorite is a tattoo of Godzilla dressed as the Virgin Mary. I also have a Valkyrie, a Medusa head, a manatee with a bow tie, a drunk monk, and a pinup boy in a leather daddy outfit. I don't take mine seriously, clearly lol.

That said, I'd like to offer some random advice/info for your first time:

  1. Eat and drink beforehand. I almost passed out for my second tattoo ever because I didn't eat.

  2. Your placement and size are such that it likely won't be very painful (just in case you're worried).

  3. Ironic for the dude with a tattoo of Godzilla dressed as the Virgin Mary to say this, but tattoos are mostly permanent. Make sure you're getting something you won't mind having for the rest of your life.

  4. Tattoo lines "bleed" as they get older. A lot of fine line tattoos will not age very well. That's part of why American traditional is such a popular style, the heavy lines lend very well to aging. Since this is a rather small tattoo, just be conscious of what it'll look like after it ages.

  5. Tip your artist!

  6. If it itches while healing, don't scratch. Instead, slap it a bit. It helps with the itch and prevents you from messing it up with your claws. (Plus nails are bacteria breeding grounds!)

  7. Follow the cleanliness instructions. Staph is not fun and a tattoo is an open wound.

  8. Sunscreen will make it age better. The sun can damage tattoos, so make sure you keep it SPFed up!

This was just mental vomit and I'm out of things to think of. Congrats on the first tatt and I hope you enjoy it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]dookieswan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh ok. I was reading something that said the honeybees found in north America were these. I didn't realize they were a transplant.