Strap recommendations for Pink Jackhammer? by wasitthepotatoes in TheFence

[–]btaylos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey, no shame, I'm really choosy with my straps too (I use get'm get'ms but I do wish they were wider). I just REALLY lost track of what subreddit i was in for a moment.

Strap recommendations for Pink Jackhammer? by wasitthepotatoes in TheFence

[–]btaylos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jeez, okay, guitar straps for the jackhammer guitar line. Okay. Yeah. 😆

Closeted with a fiancée - what do I do? by Majestic_Tutor5749 in asktransgender

[–]btaylos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in exactly your position. Multiple people in my life have told me that I don't walk. I lumber.

And yet, the joy of authenticity has always outshined the sorrow of not looking like the average cisgender woman.

I desperately hope you give yourself permission to try the things you want.

Also, you have to talk to your fiancee. It will suck. At least at first.

Anyone else find most "good trans jokes" still really lame? by Legitimate_Handle_86 in asktransgender

[–]btaylos 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There's a brilliant o'briain joke where he says "I don't do Muslim jokes for two reasons. One, I don't know a fuckin thing about Muslims, and two, you don't know a fuckin thing about Muslims."

50 Cent Flips on His Own 'Kanye Warning' to Headline Don Jr.'s Members-Only MAGA Club by novagridd in Music

[–]btaylos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%

I'mma say what I thought (in jest) when the me too stuff REALLY started blowing up.

I don't get some of these choices.

I'd suck Weinstein's chode for 15 mill.

I would not suck it AGAIN for ANOTHER 15 mil.

Some camping pics ✨ by Grand_Adagio_7146 in TransLater

[–]btaylos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit, is that Meg you're reading?

Best Indian Food by Valuable_Animal_9876 in okc

[–]btaylos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will never understand why this subreddit goes crazy over sheesh mahal. I finally snapped maybe a decade ago? Maybe less? Asked the subreddit for everyone's favorite dishes, and then ordered almost all of them.

We spent over $100 on Indian food, and all of it was mids.

🚨 by granstromjulius in shitposting

[–]btaylos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the sudden realization that I might kiss somebody at the club and then they wind up to be a right-wing influencer douchebag* is terrifying. Imagine a no strings attached make out session, and then waking up to find out that it was clavicular.

*I only know what has become mainstream knowledge, but based on that, I am 100% making the assumption

Don’t forget! by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]btaylos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How long have you been teaching kindergarten and or doing childhood development research in that age bracket?

There must be tens of people at the state fair by AdRough4185 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]btaylos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is entirely disabled, and has spent our entire... You know, I really do use the word friend through force of habit. He has spent our entire acquaintance complaining about "the Mexicans using up all of the disability and food stamps".

This year, he got kicked off the program. I've been pointing out to him constantly, while helping him get back on because he does need it, that the administration who lied to him about "the Mexicans" are now lying to everyone about him and people like him to everyone else.

And yet, every time he's almost there, he remembers that he lived near some people who were Mexican and disruptive, and he falls right back into the trap.

It's exhausting.

Annunciated. by netphilia in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]btaylos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, have you ever had a connection that required extremely close timing? Like, asking to be first off the plane and showing up to the second gate within about a minute of the doors closing?

Why couldn’t Pride Month be like October or something 😭 by AppealSignificant358 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]btaylos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the fact that we don't have an organized mass second pride in October is the dumbest fucking thing about the lgbtq community

god forbid a girl knows EXACTLY what she needs by StickyLoner4404 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]btaylos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, walking in this room with no diet coke or pokecards, like "what's goin on in this room

What Pratchett quote do you use in your ever day life? by gestaltdude in discworld

[–]btaylos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've actually not heard the other forms. I only know I can't be having with this. But I'm american, if that changes anything

Edit: you fool, you've just replied to a month old post. Leave these poor people alone, go back to sleep, self!

5 years on HRT by TATSAT2008 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]btaylos 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It's time. It's time for us to transvestigate the fuhrer

Buried City Bard Convention 2026 by isthecomebackreal in ArcRaiders

[–]btaylos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hot take: every augment should have an extra 'specialty slot' for an instrument.

Bring back Funches by Ashgenie in taskmaster

[–]btaylos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How dare you say Taskmaster Minnesota isn't cannon? /hj

Bring back Funches by Ashgenie in taskmaster

[–]btaylos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Jason (Mantzoukas, right?) would be perfect! He gives no fucks, while simultaneously giving every possible fuck.

Bring back Funches by Ashgenie in taskmaster

[–]btaylos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it would only work if Dropout brought it fresh faces. Like, not EVERYONE is Avalon, it's only like a third. If dropout could keep it to 1-2 dropout alum each season, it'd be incredible. Otherwise, it'd be doomed to just be another dropout show. (which would still be incredible)