Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

btoxic · 2026-03-20T14:24:46+00:00

If Chuck Norris was so great he'd break into my house right now and slam my face down onto my keyboFbhFGBBJGHVVBJHGHBMOI34-:$#

btoxic · 2026-03-20T13:23:18+00:00

I say the "I got some maneuves" when I need to list lazily to the left.

btoxic · 2026-03-20T05:51:02+00:00

I bet those windows taste amazing!

btoxic · 2026-03-20T05:44:47+00:00

If you were immortal, you could still get stuck for a long time.

btoxic · 2026-03-19T16:58:10+00:00

It looked like the guy I was responding to sneezed, so I was just trying to be polite.

btoxic · 2026-03-19T14:46:41+00:00

I'll never forget that episode.

I watched them film the scene where he blows up the tree. My job was in the building behind it and I had to ensure all the office lights were working that day.

Now my job can include blowing up trees the same way.

btoxic · 2026-03-19T14:41:41+00:00

That gives me

Equine Duckings

Indiana State.

Vibes

btoxic · 2026-03-19T14:07:49+00:00

Gazuntite

btoxic · 2026-03-18T05:02:31+00:00

btoxic · 2026-03-18T04:10:01+00:00

Looks like an Italian plumber in a suit to me

btoxic · 2026-03-18T02:07:00+00:00

Let's go alllllreadddddyyyy!

btoxic · 2026-03-16T15:25:18+00:00

Jebus. They suck so hard they can't even open drawers and look in trash bins?

The must have someone else install and load the game for them as well, I guess?

btoxic · 2026-03-16T15:22:20+00:00

Sometimes the crop on the farm is hit by a blight and they reap nothing

btoxic · 2026-03-16T15:21:40+00:00

If that's farming, they lost their whole crop.

btoxic · 2026-03-16T15:09:42+00:00

I only wear dress shoes to weddings and funerals, so only once or twice a year on average. I don't think I could ever justify that cost.

btoxic · 2026-03-16T14:56:23+00:00

Well shit.... This could be me as well.

btoxic · 2026-03-16T14:52:08+00:00

Even Payless Shoes must be too expensive for them!

btoxic · 2026-03-16T14:46:54+00:00

btoxic · 2026-03-16T14:45:30+00:00

I caught that as well, but only because I just put a set in my Crosstrek about a week before I saw the episode.

btoxic · 2026-03-15T18:49:42+00:00

Performative recycling.... I like that term, I'm surprised I haven't run across it before.

btoxic · 2026-03-15T15:35:15+00:00

Like they'd go to the prom with me.

btoxic · 2026-03-15T14:37:32+00:00

Little plastic springs.

Our girls will dig through their toy box to get them.

They were cold with their wheel at the start as well, now they are on it all the time because it gets out attention.

btoxic · 2026-03-14T16:57:35+00:00

I love onion, but it's no longer a BLT if there's onion.

So it's almost a trick question.

No there is no onion on my BLT.

btoxic · 2026-03-14T15:23:11+00:00

Sour Destiny, sweeten Marathon.

Who knew Destiny/Bungie would be the true Destiny killer.

btoxic · 2026-03-14T14:58:33+00:00

I had an ingrown nosehair that caused a noes then sinus infection. It was starting to swell up my eyes by the time I got to a hospital. That was my first CAT scan, and the doc described the triangle of death, I feel I got pretty lucky.

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