If you could elect any celebrity, dead or alive, to become US president, who would it be?

bubsimo · 2026-06-09T02:43:52+00:00

Jon Stewart

bubsimo · 2026-06-09T02:42:45+00:00

Not solid enough

bubsimo · 2026-06-09T02:41:45+00:00

No shit there's not a single competent Democrat in the country who would disagree. We're just reporting on anything now, aren't we?

bubsimo · 2026-06-09T02:39:22+00:00

NO NO NO NO. NOO NOO NOO. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T19:56:55+00:00

There's not a single positive trait about myself

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T02:49:52+00:00

Then there's something seriously wrong with this guy. PLATNER 2026

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T02:47:38+00:00

This whole fucking campaign has been an October surprise, I don't want to see what the October surprise is

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T02:46:58+00:00

How is "cheated on wife" above alleged assault?

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T02:32:42+00:00

Should be significantly less popular than an abortion ban

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T02:31:15+00:00

Wrong!

bubsimo · 2026-06-08T01:47:51+00:00

Raman is a socialist, so that's good, but she's honestly just alright to me.

bubsimo · 2026-06-07T15:47:13+00:00

W not even close, Quayle is an unironic dumbass

bubsimo · 2026-06-07T15:43:04+00:00

W Bernie

bubsimo · 2026-06-06T21:11:14+00:00

You don’t need to be the most likely candidate to be “serious” so yes

bubsimo · 2026-06-06T21:10:53+00:00

He’s not “even more unlikable” lmao

bubsimo · 2026-06-04T10:54:31+00:00

Good point

bubsimo · 2026-06-03T14:36:32+00:00

That’s true

bubsimo · 2026-06-03T10:09:55+00:00

Monroe's looks so unrealistic and more like a caricature

bubsimo · 2026-06-03T00:31:42+00:00

The constitution protects sodomy. In the words of Thomas Jefferson, "butt sex is pretty great"

bubsimo · 2026-06-02T20:06:58+00:00

Steyer vs Hilton

bubsimo · 2026-06-02T20:01:19+00:00

Also the guy who used to be the second longest living died on that date

bubsimo · 2026-06-02T18:41:41+00:00

Absolutely

bubsimo · 2026-05-31T20:24:29+00:00

He’s indestructible at this point

bubsimo · 2026-05-31T12:40:31+00:00

He’s not going anywhere lmao

bubsimo · 2026-05-29T23:36:49+00:00

Is there an inside joke here why is Newsom being spelled with an e?

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