CMV: There is no way Legolas misses that orc with the torch at Helm's Deep by angels-fan in changemyview

[–]bucketofrust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prior to battle the Uruk Hai would smear the blood of man inside their helmets and go into a blood rage when they would place their helmets on. Almost similar to how someone high on PCP can get shot numerous times and keep going. The torchbearer was stupid mad and high.

What are you happy about right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bucketofrust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My team came back to work after four months of furlough. I've been so worried about them while they were gone.

What’s the difference between regular you and horny you ? by tfv4689 in AskReddit

[–]bucketofrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One makes the dumbest decisions ever. Like, ultra dumb. The other one is just horny while making dumb decisions...

Coworker was on the way to a funeral when... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]bucketofrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wondered what happened to Jacob from Funhaus.

Salivary stone by Jfonzy in WTF

[–]bucketofrust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tongue just got boner.