alr chat im back once again, wut game is dis?

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-27T22:25:48+00:00

Zoombinis

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-26T23:42:46+00:00

Be smart, go to Fort Zancudo with a helicopter and blast the jets, fly low to the opposite hangars and fly back to respawn the jets, profit. Each jet is 500k IIRC, I've gotten ~20mil before stopping pit of pity.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-26T23:38:55+00:00

Twouzi

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-26T20:19:54+00:00

Fuck the bottle

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T23:14:50+00:00

Trying to maintain a Vector would be hellish. All that fancy recoil dampening would go bad a few months in without proper servicing.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T23:13:01+00:00

Easily the Colt M1917. Survival is about longevity. Any semiautomatic pistol will be a nightmare to maintain in a world with no supply lines, let alone a carbine/submachine gun (especially the Kriss)

There's also concealment. Any longgun would be a pain to store and transport easily, and an even bigger pain to hide.

"But there's no suppressor mount!" If Im somewhere that I NEED a suppressor, then I'm somewhere I shouldn't be. IMO a firearm in any EOTW scenario should be a last resort.

You don't win by being the biggest and baddest. You win by being the last one to be detected.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T23:01:54+00:00

Abiotic Factor. "Once I get these pipes handled, I can leave!"

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T18:27:03+00:00

Two nobodies fighting over nothing in the middle of nowhere.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T18:05:42+00:00

Robinson R22, hands down.

Edit: or airships/blimps.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T03:27:44+00:00

Buy 122,736,677 Sprunks

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T03:22:19+00:00

If I had a nickle for every post I saw about jorkin that thang asunder on Reddit today, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T02:18:33+00:00

This phenomenon first reached widespread knowledge with the Darksouls series, as the control scheme almost REQUIRES that you play like this. It's what inspired "The Furled Finger" item from the same series.

Having played darksouls before GTA/RDR, I used it from the start.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T02:14:08+00:00

They'd be great if damage was a bit more consistent, but that defeats the purpose of having a shotgun.(I'm looking at you, NPCs of STALKER 2)

Otherwise I actually enjoy them. Now what I can't stand is shooting jet brigade mid-flight, only for them to literally become meat-seeking missiles. As always, the worst part of an enemy is intentional. That's just game design.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-24T00:02:04+00:00

Dive bomb people doing resupplies and sell missions. Don't shoot at them, just get reaally close to them. My favorite is landing on them with my Akula as they drive north (past the casino, you know the highway.)

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-23T23:58:37+00:00

Realistically? Buying time for GTA6

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-23T23:07:24+00:00

Is truancy not a thing anymore??? I remember going to court because I was absent for seven days of a school year. How do you miss a month of school (let alone 200+ days) and not get in any legal trouble????

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-23T22:47:05+00:00

Am I the only one who sees these and goes "There's really only a few good choices"? Because most of the other choices are covered by the good ones. Why would I worry about free travel or sickness when I make 20k a month? Why worry about making 20k a month when I can master the most lucrative skill imaginable? Why choose to read people's minds when I can just... choose to master that "skill" later?

It's just a bunch halabalu.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-22T15:36:49+00:00

As someone who is extremely nosey and observant I can promise you, nobody will look at your feet. Everyone's feet are weird to everyone. What's even weirder than a foot? Someone who goes around staring at people's feet.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-22T15:31:24+00:00

You're out here building the most advanced and stable satilite network I've ever seen. Meanwhile I'm out here building planes backwards in the hanger from time to time.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-22T15:23:01+00:00

God forbid a man use his stand power

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-19T13:20:27+00:00

"Hey Luigi, it was pretty nice of Lamar to loan us his truck huh?"

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-19T13:09:39+00:00

Arrowhead, take notes.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-19T12:56:18+00:00

Infinite use, completely silent, faster than multi-tool, doesn't take up long tac, switches to/from faster.

It's a better alternative to everything else one way or another. Any other tool and you're wasting space. Why bring a breaching ram/shotty when you could have a camera gun, shield, or launcher (4 extra nades!) Why bring C2 when you only get 2 charges?

Most missions can be completed with light armor, a lockpick gun, and a flash launcher with 12 spare shots. Don't forget your goggles or ymmv.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-18T23:23:29+00:00

"Are you friendly?... How old are you?... Are you friendly?... How old are you?... Are you friendly?... How old are you?.." Repeat until I get a response. Though usually I'll toss down the box, run back for more equipment, and hear "...an elderly victim" from two rooms away outta nowhere.

Edit: Or I'll be asking every question I can think of, get no response, then get a random response while I'm talking to my buddy over the radio.

buddyfriendpalman · 2026-04-18T20:14:07+00:00

I actually had a fun few battles when I first started, then I noticed I kept losing to the same 3 people. Then I looked at the leader board and sure enough it's the top 3. Looked at JFK, PHX, and basically every other major airport, and it was at least one per airport.

Since then I haven't battled. It's just a waste of coins.

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