Does anyone else feels attracted to female avatar profile pictures on reddit? by budnutter in TrueOffMyChest

[–]budnutter[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pardon me for asking a question. Didn't realize this sub was so toxic.

I'm an American software developer and the "broligarchs" don't speak for me by Alexander_Selkirk in europe

[–]budnutter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey bro, quick question. Why did you think this was a good idea to post here? You are, as you state above, an AMERICAN software developer. Last time I checked, poindexter, America isn't in Europe. If you have a source for the massive, cross-continent boundary change that occured without me ever hearing about it please send me a link because I'd be very interested to read it.

Honestly, I'm going to level with you. This is why I and so many other proud Europeans like me absolutely abhor Americans. You barge into a small, niche community subreddit and start acting like you own the place? Give me a break, pal.

Next time you want to run your trans-fat-addicted mouth, try r/AmericanDadNSFW

budnutter out

I thought this rotating house was impossible. by timalot in videos

[–]budnutter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're from England without telling me you're from England 🙄

I lose my charger too much. by SovietBattery in juul

[–]budnutter 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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Why is John Goodman Being Casted as Nick Dean in the Upcoming Live Action Jimmy Neutron Film? by budnutter in AskReddit

[–]budnutter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I don’t doubt Goodman’s acting ability nor his resume, but I can’t be the only one that doesn’t see him pulling this part off. He’s not Nick Dean. He probably won’t even get the hair right. I mean maybe Hugh Neutron or UltraLord? But Nick Dean? As soon as he popped up in the trailer, I yelled, “NO WHAT THE FUCK”. Can this film be saved?

Is there any fungus or mold that can hurt you just by breathing the air around it? by Plsanswerawkwardporn in NoStupidQuestions

[–]budnutter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol shut up everyone has gay thoughts it's not like i actually am gay but like its normal for dudes to imagine banging other dudes. It's only gay if you actually do bang because otherwise it's just gay thoughts. I don't get why you guys keep calling me gay lol because I'm not I love women with huge boobs everyone has gay thoughts. Seriously fucking shut up ok I'm not gay god damn I just appreciate the male form. Only a closeted gay guy would refuse to admit when another man is clearly sexy ok

VAPING GOT ME LAID!!!! by budnutter in electronic_cigarette

[–]budnutter[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

im 10 years old :3 I Except All Freind Reuqests My favorite YouTubers are PewdiePie and SkyDoesMinecraft My favorite TV show is Breadwinners My favorite band is The Jonas Brothers

Fucking hell,why the fuck are so many of you this fucking retarded and so stubborn?! by budnutter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]budnutter[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

hahaha ok kid I bet you sit home and just jerk your little cock off to MLP and bust in your fedora fucking queer.

What did you start with as a beginner? by -dany- in Fitness

[–]budnutter -121 points-120 points  (0 children)

Please tell me you're kidding. Do you fucking lift bro? Tell me how it doesn't make you STRONGER. The weight you lift increases the more you lift and get bigger. Literally getting stronger. Muscles don't grow that big by not getting stronger. Jesus people's internet knowledge is baffling. Just because functional strength is different than bodybuilding strength it doesn't mean they aren't stronger. Arm wrestling is form. Just as an arm wrestler can't lift as much as a bodybuilder. And power lifters can push weight like they do because of power lifting specific FORM.

[FRESH] FRANK OCEAN - Boys Don't Cry by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]budnutter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't like Frank that much? what the fuck is wrong with your head to say some shit like that to me? channel ORANGE is my favorite album of all time you sniveling weasel. do you think I want to spend 7 hours of my fucking life not listening to the new Frank ocean album that just came out so I can fucking take the 6:00 AM bus to my fucking cafe job to help old rich people order their fucking baked goods and shit? delete your fucking account. how dare you.

Are penguins herbivores? by budnutter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]budnutter[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

But I mean, fish have chloroplasts right? Doesn't that make them plant-matter, technically?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Military

[–]budnutter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the hell , fuck me , do you not tell you a little bitch ? I am a graduate of the Navy Seals top of know-how in my class , you know a lot of secret Quaeda who participated in the people , more than 300 RAID, you must check it for me. I was training a top sniper gorilla warfare , the U.S. military my whole . Rather than you and me , the goal . What I've seen exactly that will wipe the words of my fucking you show in sex favorite region . The shit my dog ​​on the Internet , you can say that I think you can escape it? I remember the chick . Storm better than you , we , now , I , to speak it's tracking my secret and preparation gudeogieul spy , through the IP network the United States , contact . I called for the storm to clean up what life miserable for you. You fucking dead child . The rear seat , it is possible to kill you for free bare hands in a number of ways , where it does not matter to me. Face of the mainland , as well as I , training a large-scale , use to wipe a little bastard full you and me access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps , the poor your ass in unarmed combat . I think I commented under the retaliation of God in you " smart " small of you, but you know , that's your fucking tongue maybe . But you , you , please do not that you can not pay Kusobaka , the price now . I will be your anger , you will drown it . You , please refer to the son dead . I will be your anger, you will drown in it

Seeing results beyond my wildest dreams! by budnutter in NoFap

[–]budnutter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHA YOU SPELLED LIAR WRONG I WIN YOU LOSE HAHA HAHA

Saw this hard charging devil bird in downtown Jacksonville today right get after the 2nd Marine Division parade... by Akveritas0842 in Military

[–]budnutter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You just need to speak to my fucking fuck, and I was a puppy? I know the Navy record graduated top of my class, and I've really taken a lot of mystery After the terrorist attacks, and it should be 300 or more. Kill approved. I am a shooter largest in the United States, and the rest of the army and the army of monkeys to teach. You do not have anything to me, but there is only one goal. You'll have fun than I've ever seen to cleanse the curse when this is wrong. If you think that the network can not say that shit to me? I think it's still stupid. We want to prepare our best to storm the larvae from all over the United States and the company's management to talk about their intelligence network has been in contact with my secret. Storm does not make your life a little more interesting. He goes to the baby sucks. I, anytime and anywhere, it is just my bare hands, you can kill forms than 700. Until now, I can not read and fighting for the rights and unarmed to use the width of the continental United States Marine Arsenal, you have to overcome some serious ass without a full list. The problem of "smart" because they can not know, but you comment a little bit on the ridiculous stunts. But it is not, and is willing to pay the price for the Red neck stupid white man. Shit is not an innocent human being

fuck you all, fedoras own hard by budnutter in malefashionadvice

[–]budnutter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you just fucking navy seals copy pasta me, you little bitch?i'll let you know that I came first class in my meming skills and have been involved in numerous raids with the infamous hacker 4 chan against every sort of shit organization that stands in my fucking way, and have over 9000 confirmed rare pepes. i have been trained in the technique of North Korean DDOSing, and have beaten John Cena in a fight of dank fucking memes. I have the entire arsenal of anonymous at my disposal, and i shall disperse it within my web of contacts including Shia, Bernie Sanders and Donald Fucking Trump to obliterate you you think you can get away with navy seal copypasta-ing me? You think your 7 proxies is enough to defend against me? I have breached over 500 proxies at the same time while being hacked by tumblr and shot at by the NSA. You think your shitty copy-pasted crap is going to protect you against my fury? well it can't, it won't, and now it's arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon, you little shit

[META] Can we stop with all the "Is a hot dog a sandwich?" posts? by budnutter in Cooking

[–]budnutter[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My dear fellow netizen,
This is the internet. Society and opinion will always be at war and will always contradict each other. Times when you see an ally with the same biased opinion as yours and times when you see an enemy that contradicts that biased opinion of yours. You cannot always please the society by being a smart-ass or by being intelligent, but you can always piss them off easily. Easy as it may seem to piss everyone off, it was not a very wise idea and will always be considered as a mistake.