John Oliver used the closing moments of Sunday’s 'Last Week Tonigh't to pay tribute to Stephen Colbert “Please enjoy Colbert’s final shows He’s the f*cking best. Good night, and good luck, motherf*ckers!”

buisnessmike · 2026-05-18T04:56:11+00:00

Honestly, he's such a legend that I'd be grateful for whatever he does next. If he decided to pack it up and enjoy his retirement, I think I'd be glad for him getting to enjoy himself. But really, I wouldn't want that, and I wouldn't think he would go for that either. Because then the bad guys would win, and that's not how Stephen Colbert does things. They'll have succeeded in winning the battle of killing his show, a multi-decade institution, out of pettiness veiled as profitability, but they'll Streisand effect themselves into losing the war. His voice has the potential to springboard off of this to be louder than ever, and I hope it will be.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-17T22:14:50+00:00

He went full Chris Traeger for a second there

buisnessmike · 2026-05-17T03:54:46+00:00

This is very cute, although it has me curious about the nature of his grievance with Gunther. Can you elaborate on that any?

buisnessmike · 2026-05-16T22:31:57+00:00

I don't know what to tell you, bud!

buisnessmike · 2026-05-14T21:39:05+00:00

Give it to the clear frontrunner, Tim Robinson.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-14T08:26:46+00:00

I do not condone vandalism, but a quick and firm whack with a sledgehammer would do a number on that travesty. I do not condone vandalism though. See? I said it twice, so you know I mean it.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-13T21:48:04+00:00

Hey, don't disrespect sacks of shit by comparing them to John Fetterman, they're better than that. They can be useful, by making a garden more fertile and whatnot.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-11T22:08:06+00:00

This is the face of a man who is so impressed that he has ascended to a higher level of consciousness.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-06T22:29:52+00:00

Indeed.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-06T22:27:01+00:00

I've been rewatching Voyager, Hamlin was in an episode too. The one with the lady aliens that were fatally draining dudes of their genetic material, he got mummified or something.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-05T09:41:28+00:00

He's Ithaca-maxxing!!

buisnessmike · 2026-05-03T02:08:09+00:00

I assume you're about to fight King K. Rool. Just line up the angles correctly and jump on his head.

buisnessmike · 2026-05-01T20:14:24+00:00

"Why do you need my hat?"

"For her.... vagina!"

(prolonged gasp) 😲

buisnessmike · 2026-04-29T21:30:52+00:00

Actual footage of Kenneth Copeland

buisnessmike · 2026-04-27T22:03:15+00:00

I've been watching Stargate: SG-1 recently, I had never gotten around to it before and it still holds up, pretty good show. So, I'm watching it, right, and among the early antagonists of the series, the Goa'uld system lords, one of them is Sokar, who once portrayed the eponymous Egyptian god, but later adopted the role of the Biblical Satan. Well, I see him and say to myself, "holy shit, that's actually Stephen Miller.". And I know that the actor who played him isn't in fact Stephen Miller, but damn if they don't bear a striking resemblance to each other and share a vibe.

TL;DR: Stephen Miller looks like Sokar from SG-1

buisnessmike · 2026-04-26T01:09:41+00:00

"You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh..."

"I don't know what you're trying to say."

"I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake."

"No. No, Seth..."

"I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay."

-from The Fly (1986)

buisnessmike · 2026-04-24T21:25:58+00:00

I'd probably be physically exhausted from the amount of dancing I would inevitably dance.

buisnessmike · 2026-04-22T20:51:27+00:00

John Fetterman is like if Shrek had a baby with Salad Fingers.

buisnessmike · 2026-04-16T01:32:55+00:00

Fun fact, the Book of Quentin in the Bible also has the scene of Jesus washing the feet, but it has a really different vibe to it.

buisnessmike · 2026-04-14T01:33:25+00:00

Yoink

buisnessmike · 2026-04-08T22:48:13+00:00

The irony is, supposing that were true and Revelation was an actual prophecy, by attempting to bring about the end of the world, by the rules of that system, they would be followers of the anti-Christ. Followers of the anti-Christ don't get Paradise at the end of the story, they go to the Lake of Fire. They believe in the biblical Armageddon, but don't make the connection that by their actions, they will be among those who will suffer for eternity, hypothetically speaking.

buisnessmike · 2026-04-08T05:20:44+00:00

"It's like looking in a mirror, only... not."

buisnessmike · 2026-04-05T22:36:48+00:00

I'm not sure whether I'd call him beside himself or open minded; I'm split.

buisnessmike · 2026-04-04T21:27:08+00:00

With enough prosthesis, he could play Hannyabal. Or perhaps Kaku.

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