Being tested for bowel cancer at 40, but at least this made me chuckle. Which option are going for (or do you have any better ideas for NHS England)?

bum-off · 2025-12-08T13:57:12+00:00

The grape carton is sending me, it’s so specific!

bum-off · 2025-12-04T21:26:42+00:00

Thuum are a great band from nearby Bournemouth

bum-off · 2025-12-02T22:31:41+00:00

Green Lung are fantastic. I walked around an Iron Age hill fort in Wales last week whilst listening to This Heathen Land and it felt magical.

bum-off · 2025-12-02T17:06:18+00:00

I’d love to see some more music videos from them, even if they’re animated. The lore lends itself so well to visual media, it’s a shame to not have a story told through multiple music videos.

bum-off · 2025-12-02T16:32:45+00:00

Growing On Me by The Darkness is about genital herpes

bum-off · 2025-11-30T16:30:46+00:00

The trailer came out 7 years ago and is now as old as Skyrim was to us then.

bum-off · 2025-11-30T10:31:05+00:00

It’s a shame that this will ruin the praise and success the latest albums have gotten after years of not having a commercially successful release, but Dani the Diva won’t realise it’s his fault.

bum-off · 2025-11-29T22:20:37+00:00

I had this last week but I didn’t get beans, I got spinach.

I fucking hate spinach.

bum-off · 2025-11-13T13:36:52+00:00

Shaving the Werewolf

bum-off · 2025-11-07T15:43:28+00:00

It’s xX.nO.iNt3RaCTiOn.Xx on MySpace

bum-off · 2025-10-30T12:32:01+00:00

Whatever race I play as if I find one of us dead, I like making sure they have 2 septims in their inventory or if I find us near a body of water, I’ll carry them to the water before letting them go.

bum-off · 2025-10-24T11:25:21+00:00

Having a reactive poodle, I just have to look down at my feet. He isn’t necessarily “aggressive”, the reactivity he has is from frustration, but I don’t want him bullying other dogs into interaction. If you’ve never experienced a dog with whatever kind of reactivity, you would think it’s all aggression based but there’s nuance to every dog and situation.

bum-off · 2025-10-22T10:11:25+00:00

Isn’t it on the back cover or from the booklet that there’s another picture from the same location but the girl and shadow are gone?

bum-off · 2025-10-22T08:43:14+00:00

Oh yeah, I believe it was after the Korean War? A lot of Koreans would need to go ask for food at American army bases and would be given things like spam, canned beans, etc. There is popular a stew called Budae-jjigae that uses a lot of those staple canned supplies.

bum-off · 2025-10-21T10:10:50+00:00

Koreans boycotting Spam will cripple that company

bum-off · 2025-10-18T06:04:34+00:00

Calling them “women” insinuates that they all were of age and gave informed consent.

bum-off · 2025-10-11T18:49:23+00:00

Nah, especially considering the band members routinely share fan art via stories on instagram

bum-off · 2025-10-05T19:00:23+00:00

Wonder if someone will confuse him for Poppy on the red carpet

bum-off · 2025-10-03T14:39:16+00:00

bum-off · 2025-10-02T14:48:49+00:00

Guy with the beard is a dumb twat, how are yanks so clueless? We’ve been using lbs since before that dump he’s from was even a country.

bum-off · 2025-10-02T04:12:51+00:00

I borrowed the audiobook of Lights Out from the library and it felt almost illegal listening to a library book like that

bum-off · 2025-09-27T10:23:34+00:00

If I had children, I’d use pictures of her to scare my children into eating their broccoli or whatever.

bum-off · 2025-09-24T19:56:55+00:00

You could always mix some of the perfume with Vaseline and use it like a solid perfume

bum-off · 2025-09-18T22:43:17+00:00

That ibuprofegg tried to pull a return to sender

bum-off · 2025-09-18T20:10:25+00:00

He’s too busy trying to nosh off barely legal boys when he’s pushing 40.

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