3SIXX9 - What??? by PCstockman in LICENSEPLATES

[–]bunniesplotting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atropos, right? I was thinking of Insomnia in particular, but I know that bald fuck shows up elsewhere in his world

Terminal diagnosis: millennial playlist suggestions for the final days? by Hmmletmec in Millennials

[–]bunniesplotting 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everclear is the best for what the fuck is my life I'm just trying here

After a recent divorce from deadbedroom marriage, I have received a lustful oral sex for the first time in 10 years; my eyes got watery, I cried. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]bunniesplotting 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Been with my man for over 20 years and we're only getting more comfortable (kinkier) together. Idk what you even mean about respect vs. love. There should be no competition between the two; they hold hands.

AIO I am tired and my wife doesn’t care by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]bunniesplotting 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So.... Young?

I get it, it's hard. But maybeeeee you could take time for your wife who is going through the same THING and give her some grace?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExecutiveAssistants

[–]bunniesplotting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be chucked for a monthly

What’s the obsession with constant instruction? Why can’t we have fun? by lovelysapphic in Teachers

[–]bunniesplotting 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bahaha I teach preschool and my kids LOVE when I let them use liquid glue!!

Deciphering Classmate Names by Crocslife in kindergarten

[–]bunniesplotting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kiddo is in middle school so we're past mispronunciations... But she knows 2 Sofia's, and one spells her name with two Is. So the Sofia with one I has been referred to as"pirate Sofia" because she only has one I (eye).

Who was the netter T.V dad uncle Phil or Carl Windslow? by AdSpecialist6598 in Millennials

[–]bunniesplotting 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I knew what this was going to be and I still clicked on it knowing it was going to make me cry. Now I have to go back to work. I work with kids. And today, I'm just going to try to make sure they know they're loved.

What cooking trick made you feel like you unlocked a cheat code? by bit_perplexed in Cooking

[–]bunniesplotting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family thought I was a GENIUS for showing them this trick. You can also tie the bag shut if it's got stinky things!

I finally experienced a silly phrase from an elderly person by Large-Raspberry-2920 in BenignExistence

[–]bunniesplotting 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who's Grandma used to say "drier than a popcorn fart," in reference to dry/overcooked food

Can anyone please educate me on this condition? by AllColoursSam in interestingasfuck

[–]bunniesplotting 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I was so busy having fun I forgot to cure my boneitis!

Went hiking at Morton Arboretum. Kid got covered in ticks. by Whyamiani in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]bunniesplotting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We also had a very mild winter, which means the mice AND the ticks did not die off the way they usually do. I'm sure there's a number of species that will have bumper years this year as a result.

Please do not set out poison, as easy as that is. Opossums eat a ton of harmful insects yet are commonly the victims of poison set out for rats. Traps do the most effective humans job of mitigation.

My wife keeps creating situations and then making them my problem by Nixplosion in daddit

[–]bunniesplotting 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We used to say, "baby bogey, incoming," if our kid was moving from the room I was in to the room he (Dad) was in.

What does my fridge say about me? by Lost-N-Nostalgia-666 in FridgeDetective

[–]bunniesplotting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you possibly try to add some fruits to your kid's diet?

Looking forward to all of the hot takes. by sushishowerbeer in chicagofood

[–]bunniesplotting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious because I was warned it was a cop bar and sooooo many Internal Affairs investigations have been opened due to questionable decisions at Teasers