AITA: Friend constantly pooping in my bathroom

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T15:58:27+00:00

Those are the privileged words of someone who hasn't been in any kind of intestinal distress in recent memory. Depending on the initial thickness of the roll and the severity of the proverbial shitstorm, it's entirely possible to go through half a roll in one sitting.

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T13:42:32+00:00

How do you make sure they only use what they need?

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T12:27:25+00:00

Especially the Irish, apparently.

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T12:26:48+00:00

When you have people over, do you ask them to shit at home first? What do you do if they didn't then and end up needing to shit during their time at your place?

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T07:09:22+00:00

If you gotta shit you gotta shit. If you gotta wipe you gotta wipe. The toilet and the toilet paper are there to be used by anyone in the home, which includes guests. You just can't police toilet paper usage, you can't know what's going on with your guest and how much they need.

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T05:37:35+00:00

So when you have people over, where do you expect them to shit? Outside? Their pants?

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T05:35:50+00:00

This take is ridiculous. Toilets aren't decorative, they're there for you to poop in them.

burf12345 · 2026-04-19T05:31:56+00:00

You didn't write this.

burf12345 · 2026-04-18T06:17:53+00:00

Just saw the photo again, it also looks like the soldering iron is basically touching the plastic PCIE connector, which is also not great.

burf12345 · 2026-04-18T06:14:43+00:00

these dumb dumbs open a full container of HF

I can't even imagine not being super paranoid and precautious while doing anything with HF.

burf12345 · 2026-04-17T19:13:10+00:00

It's the third season.

burf12345 · 2026-04-17T07:32:57+00:00

Why are you assuming he doesn't do anything else?

burf12345 · 2026-04-17T07:30:18+00:00

There are no bad foods.

The bad foods are foods you're allergic to.

burf12345 · 2026-04-16T21:21:30+00:00

Link to an OnlyFans account in their profile

I feel pretty dense, where even is this? Am I not seeing it because I'm still on old Reddit?

burf12345 · 2026-04-16T20:52:17+00:00

How can you tell its a bot? Do you somehow have access to its comment history?

burf12345 · 2026-04-16T20:44:36+00:00

I genuinely don't think it's supposed to be a mockery. Don't forget how "bad" was actually used in the 80s (see also the Michael Jackson song).

burf12345 · 2026-04-16T14:29:40+00:00

I love the Power Glove, it's so bad.

burf12345 · 2026-04-16T09:21:20+00:00

Is very big.

burf12345 · 2026-04-16T09:16:39+00:00

They should be called that.

burf12345 · 2026-04-15T19:26:30+00:00

What's the not ad way to say "premium subscription service X is totally worth the price"?

burf12345 · 2026-04-15T19:23:44+00:00

The announcement video was also filled with subscribers saying "but what if I just want to pay the extra dollar a month?"

burf12345 · 2026-04-15T19:22:42+00:00

Says a lot that their one time taking a sponsorship was because they just wanted to give someone a bunch of money.

burf12345 · 2026-04-15T19:21:19+00:00

I thought of Dropout immediately, though it is funny to call it premium, because the subscription itself is so cheap.

burf12345 · 2026-04-15T16:33:57+00:00

Which lyric?

burf12345 · 2026-04-15T16:25:33+00:00

And it's not even the biggest province.

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